User:Funkychinaman

About me

I really dislike talking about myself, but here goes. I was born during the Carter Administration in Taipei, ROC, coming over to this country in 1984. I grew up in Central NJ, but I now live in Southeastern PA, where the taxes are lower, the politicians less corrupt, and the gun laws are looser. I graduated from the University of Michigan with degrees in both History and Political Science. I was also the editor in chief of a campus affairs journal, a member of the marching band, and I shot competitively on the rifle team.

I own several guns, including two Enfields (an Ishapore 2A1 and a No. 4,) an SKS, a Hi-Point 995 carbine (don't knock it if you haven't tried it,) a Remington 870, a Stoeger Condor, a Romanian M69, a Walther P38, a Ruger Mk II and a Ruger GP100. As for guns handled, I frequent gun shows and have been aboard several naval vessels, so I've picked up dozens of different types.

I work for a major pharmaceutical company in NJ. I root for the Yankees and my beloved Michigan Wolverines. I won't wear red because it's the color of the Boston Red Sox, the Ohio State Buckeyes, and international Bolshevism. I'm good with babies and dogs. I drive a Toyota, and believe in the product. I don't have a preference in guns in terms of brands, but I'm old school. I prefer a traditional SA/DA to a striker-fired DAO, and I like revolvers. --Funkychinaman 14:57, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

Ongoing

Sledge Hammer!, Community, Parks and Recreation, Homicide: Life on the Street, Law & Order, Archer, Monty Python's Flying Circus

Down the road

Fatherland

My Contributions

Title/Name/Weapon	Started?	Completed?	Added Screencaps/Photo?	Added Poster/Cover Art?	Converted to table? (if actor/weapon)	Wrote biography? (if actor)
John Fiore	x	x	x		x
Killing Is My Business, Honey (2009)				x
The Hunter (2011)		x	x
Ron Karabatsos	x	x			x
Joseph Rigano	x	x	x		x
The Crew (2000)	x	x	x	x
Law & Order - Season 5	x	x	x	x
Law & Order - Season 4	x	x	x	x
Law & Order - Season 3	x	x	x	x
Law & Order - Season 2	x	x	x	x
Law & Order - Season 1	x	x	x	x
Adam Arkin	x	x	x		x
Mark Margolis	x	x			x
10 to Midnight	x	x	x	x
Beverly Hills Cop III			x
Creepshow			x
Thunderheart	x	x	x	x
Apocalypse Now			x
Robert Hooks	x	x	x		x
Trouble Man	x	x	x	x
Zulu Dawn		x	x
The Hunted (1995)	x	x	x	x
Nicole Sullivan	x	x	x		x
James McManus	x	x	x		x
The Artist	x	x	x	x
Grant Withers	x	x	x		x
Peter Ortiz	x	x	x		x	x
Chill Wills	x	x	x		x
Rio Grande	x	x	x	x
Vickers K machine gun	x	x			x
Transformers: Dark of the Moon			x
John Agar	x	x	x		x
Pedro Armendáriz	x	x	x		x	x
Fort Apache	x	x	x	x
Johnathon Schaech	x	x			x
Hunger		x	x
Christian Rubeck	x	x	x		x
Nicolai Cleve Broch	x	x	x		x
Aksel Hennie	x	x			x
Max Manus: Man of War	x	x	x	x
Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior		x	x
Snatch.			x
The Terrorists	x	x	x	x
Ran	x	x	x	x
Sauer 38H	x	x			x
Don Pike	x	x	x		x
Mr. Bean (TV series)				x
30 Rock			x
Lane Nakano	x	x	x		x
Don Haggerty	x	x	x		x
Henry Nakamura	x	x	x		x
Go for Broke!	x	x	x	x
Chuck Connors						x
Michael Higgs	x	x	x		x
House of Saddam		x		x
John Terry	x	x	x		x
Chris Bauer	x	x	x		x
New Amsterdam		x	x
Raymond Burr					x	x
George Reeves					x	x
Sydney Greenstreet					x
Jane Wyatt					x
Dana Wheeler-Nicholson	x	x	x		x
Soylent Green			x
Case Closed: The Fourteenth Target				x
Memphis Belle			x
George Cheung					x
Neil Giuntoli			x
Tony Cox	x	x			x
Edrick Browne	x	x	x		x
Melissa Joan Hart	x	x	x		x
Vanessa Paradis	x	x			x
Nine Dead		x	x
The Democratic Terrorist	x	x	x	x
Terminator Salvation: The Machinima Series		x	x
Mr. Bean's Holiday		x	x
Kristopher Van Varenberg	x	x	x		x
Assassination Games		x	x
Anthony Zimmer (2005)	x	x	x	x
Mary Ure	x	x			x
Murder by Death	x	x	x	x
Craig Wasson	x	x	x		x
Frank Grimes	x	x	x		x
Allan Cuthbertson	x	x			x
The Outsider (1980)	x	x	x	x
Molot Bekas-M	x	x			x
Peter Hooten	x	x	x		x
Tower Heist		x	x
36th Precinct	x	x	x	x
Daniel Duval	x	x	x		x
Eric Defosse	x	x			x
The Office			x
René Enríquez	x	x	x		x
Billy Chow	x	x	x		x
David Alan Grier	x	x	x		x
Jumanji		x	x
Will Forte	x	x			x
007: Legends				x
John Kavanagh	x	x	x		x
Philip Davis	x	x	x		x
Lee Ingleby	x	x	x		x
Inspector George Gently	x	x	x	x
Infestation				x
P.H. Moriarty	x	x			x
Alan Talbot	x	x	x		x
The Long Good Friday	x	x	x	x
Jill Ireland	x	x	x		x
Violent City	x	x	x	x
Digger Mesch	x	x	x		x
Patrick Vo	x	x	x		x
Steven Waddington	x	x	x		x
Tomer Sisley	x	x	x		x
Largo Winch (2008)		x	x
Lilli Palmer	x	x	x		x
Operation Crossbow	x	x	x	x
Stanley Price					x
John Howard					x
Dan Seymour					x
Clifton Powell					x
Bernard Lee						x
Donnie Yen	x	x			x
The Debt (2010)		x	x
Hoi Mang	x	x	x		x
Michael Wong	x	x	x		x
Legacy of Rage		x	x	x
Death to Smoochy		x	x
Machine Gun McCain	x	x	x	x
Isabella Hofmann	x	x	x		x
Maria Thayer	x	x	x		x
Ford Rainey	x	x			x
Joséphine de La Baume	x	x	x		x
Daniel Kaluuya	x	x	x		x
Johnny English Reborn		x	x
Firefly			x
Downfall			x
Gerald Okamura	x	x			x
Kenny Endoso	x	x			x
Trevor Byfield	x	x	x		x
Tony Longo	x	x			x
Kate Hodge	x	x	x		x
Rapid Fire		x	x
Kevin Chapman	x	x	x		x
Maurice Roëves	x	x	x		x
Judy Davis	x	x	x		x
Ingrid Pitt	x	x	x		x
The Final Option	x	x	x	x
Isabella Rossellini	x	x			x	x
Darlanne Fluegel	x	x	x		x
Bulletproof (1988)		x	x
Max Casella	x	x	x		x
The Confession (2011)	x	x	x	x
Melora Walters	x	x	x		x
Desert Saints	x	x	x	x
Tucker and Dale vs Evil	x	x	x	x
City of Industry		x	x
30 Minutes or Less		x	x
Henry Brandon	x	x	x		x	x
Catherine Deneuve	x	x	x		x
Dirty Money	x	x	x	x
Sahara (1995)				x
Michael Pitt	x	x			x
Tony Lo Bianco	x	x	x		x
The Adventures of TinTin‎		x	x
Aleks Paunovic	x	x			x
Eric Idle	x	x	x		x
Terry Gilliam	x	x	x		x	x
Terry Jones	x	x	x		x	x
Michael Palin	x	x			x
Diary of the Dead		x
Jagged Alliance 2				x
Monty Python's Flying Circus			x
Catch-22	x	x	x	x
Mythbusters			x
The 39 Steps (1959)	x	x	x	x
District B13			x
The Raid: Redemption				x
Nick Mancuso	x	x	x		x
Sarah Buxton	x	x	x		x
Steve Upton	x	x	x		x
Jean-Baptiste Puech	x	x	x		x
Robert Zachar	x	x	x		x
Werner Schreyer	x	x	x		x
Mahamadou Coulibaly	x	x	x		x
Fabrice Fletzinger	x	x	x		x
Pierre-Marie Mosconi	x	x	x		x
Paul Reynolds	x	x	x		x
Anthony 'Treach' Criss	x	x	x		x
Nineteen Eighty-Four		x	x	x
Todd Field	x	x	x		x
Nick Cheung	x	x			x
Frank & Jesse		x	x
Billy Campbell					x
Charlie Hunnam					x
Charles Halton					x
Lynnsee Provence					x
Lyle Talbot					x
Lowell Sherman					x
Love Kills				x
The Iron Giant		x	x
Farley Granger			x		x
Domenick Lombardozzi			x		x
Victor McLaglen					x	x
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon	x	x	x	x
Jerry Trimble	x	x	x		x
Steven Ford	x	x	x		x	x
Benoît Magimel	x	x	x		x
Sky Fighters	x	x	x	x
Hawthorne James	x	x	x		x
Robert Miano	x	x			x
Moritz Bleibtreu					x
Today You Die		x	x	x
Letters from Iwo Jima			x
Borat		x	x	x
Good Day for It		x	x	x
District 13: Ultimatum	x	x	x	x
Richard Sammel	x	x	x		x
Jean Dujardin	x	x	x		x	x
OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies	x	x	x	x
OSS 117: Lost in Rio	x	x	x	x
Cyril Raffaelli					x
Tchéky Karyo					x
Kiss of the Dragon		x	x
Dong-gun Jang	x	x			x
Shane Brolly	x	x			x
William Houston	x	x			x
Jeffrey Pierce	x	x			x
Buck Taylor					x	x
David Carradine						x
Brian Libby	x	x	x		x
Tim Abell	x	x	x		x
Michael Wright	x	x	x		x
Point Blank (1998)		x	x
Douglas M. Griffin	x	x	x		x
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night		x	x
Alcatraz			x	x
Danny Pino	x	x			x
Julio Oscar Mechoso	x	x			x
Victor Rivers	x	x			x
The Lost City		x	x
Tom Bell	x	x	x
Let Him Have It		x	x	x
Attack			x
The Alien Girl	x	x	x	x
Brick		x	x	x
Martin Hub	x	x			x
Teerawat Mulvilai	x	x	x		x
Burt Kwouk	x	x	x		x	x
Beyond Borders		x	x
Kevin Zegers	x	x	x		x	x
Fifty Dead Men Walking		x	x	x
Timothy Bottoms			x
Joseph Bottoms			x
The Dove		x	x
Ned Beatty					x
Maruschka Detmers	x	x	x		x
Pernell Roberts	x	x			x	x
Hidden Assassin		x	x
The Deadly Tower	x	x	x	x
Homicide: Life on the Street			x	x
Play Dirty		x	x
Charlie Chan in the Secret Service	x	x	x	x
House on Haunted Hill		x	x
Maureen O'Sullivan					x
Outpost		x	x
Anthony Quayle	x	x			x
Jim Hutton					x	x
Timothy Hutton					x	x
To the Last Man (1933)				x
Ruger GP100					x
Ruger Blackhawk					x
Escanaba in da Moonlight		x	x
Lifeforce		x	x
Peter Firth	x	x	x		x
Julian Rivett	x	x	x
Fist of Legend	x	x	x
Blackadder Goes Forth		x	x
Tim McInnerny	x	x	x
David Schwimmer			x
Law & Order			x
Walther P22					x
Type 97 hand grenade					x
Red Tails			x
Eagleheart		x	x
Denis Forest	x	x				x
James Murray	x	x
Tom Bower	x	x
Daniel Kash	x	x
Kevork Malikyan	x	x
Brett Gelman	x	x
Edoardo Ballerini			x
Ben Bray	x	x	x
James Whitmore Jr.	x	x				x
Don Taylor			x		x	x
Trinidad Silva	x	x				x
James Hall					x	x
James Nesbitt					x
J. Farrell MacDonald					x	x
B.D. Wong			x
Barry Fitzgerald	x	x	x		x	x
Ted de Corsia			x		x
The Naked City	x	x	x
Kanin Howell					x
Jon McCarthy					x
Orestes Matacena					x
Jack Soo					x	x
Jake Weber					x	x
Glyn Baker			x
LP-42 Flare Pistol					x
Verne Troyer					x
Vic Polizos					x
Veda Ann Borg					x
Blacksite: Area 51				x
Ace Combat: Assault Horizon				x
V: The Series				x
Type 94 pistol					x
Type 90 Signal Pistol					x
Type 11 Light Machine Gun					x
Sharpe's Company				x
Topher Grace			x
River Phoenix						x
Winchester 1885 High Wall					x
Tru Flite 37mm Super Long Range Gas Gun					x
Trevor Bardette					x
Turning Point: Fall of Liberty				x
Escape 2000				x
Trini López			x
Torque				x
Tony Nappo					x
Tony Musante					x
Tony Munch					x
Tony Munafo					x
Vic Morrow						x
Mirage				x
Miracle at Sage Creek		x	x	x
Milena Govich			x
Milburn Stone					x
Mike Loades					x
Mike Henry					x
Michelle Yeoh					x
Michael J. Pollard					x
Michael Hyatt					x
Rodrigo Santoro			x
Michael Gough					x
Robbie Gee					x
Robert Kent					x
Robert Gleckler					x
Robert Forster					x
Robert Barrat					x
Robert Armstrong					x
The Roaring Twenties				x
Ricky Nelson					x	x
Richard Jenkins					x
Richard Loo					x
Rick Yune					x
Rico Cattani					x
Rick Aviles						x
Richard Todd						x
Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie				x
Frasier			x	x
David Hyde Pierce	x	x
Black Dynamite		x	x
Darrel Heath	x	x
Jennifer Jason Leigh						x
Richard Basehart					x
Richard Benedict					x	x
Richard Bradford					x
Richard Dreyfuss					x
Richard Egan					x
Retrograde				x
History Channel Civil War: Secret Missions				x
History Channel: Civil War – A Nation Divided, The				x
Joe Spinell					x
John Astin			x
Holland & Holland Paradox					x
History Channel: Battle for the Pacific, The				x
David Vadim			x
David Ogden Stiers			x
Smith & Wesson CS 45					x
Brad Renfro						x
Ben Lyon					x	x
Ruger Single Six / Ruger Vaquero					x
SIG SG 510					x
Joe Turkel					x
John Amplas					x
SKS rifle					x
Kampfpistole Z					x
The Inglorious Bastards		x	x	x
Devon Aoki					x
Dickie Moore					x
Joe Pilato					x
Joe Sawyer					x
Joe Shelby					x
Denver Pyle					x
Dennis Morgan					x
Lahti L-35					x
Devon Sawa					x
Derrick O'Connor					x
Desperados 2: Cooper's Revenge				x
Death on the Nile				x
Dead Island				x
Touch the Dead				x
Howard Hesseman					x
David Rhodes					x
David Ngoombujarra					x
David Jason					x
David Janssen					x
David James					x
My Boy Jack				x
Haing S. Ngor						x
Ruger LCR					x
Musgrave Pump Action					x
Murray Hamilton					x
Ryan Sands					x
Ben Jones						x
Russell Wade					x
Russell Hopton					x
Lahti-Saloranta LS/26					x
Bebe Daniels					x	x
Dudley Digges					x
Otto Matieson					x
Colt Anaconda					x
Ricardo Cortez					x
Dwight Frye					x	x
LAR Grizzly Big Boar					x
LAW 80					x
Kung Fu Hustle				x
David Proval					x
David Manners					x
David Yip					x
Dayton Callie					x
Ronald Fraser			x		x
Rupert Patterson Wants To Be A Super Hero				x
Russell Simpson					x
Roy Jenson			x		x
Ruger 10/22					x
Rudy Robbins					x
Ruby Dandridge					x
Rossi Overland					x
Rossi Model 851					x
Roy Roberts					x
Roy Dupuis					x
Rosamund Pike					x
Rosalind Cash					x
Rory Calhoun					x
Roland Young					x
Roland Drew					x
Roger Daltrey			x
Robert Young					x
Robert Wagner					x
Robert Ryan					x
Robert Stack			x
Robert Montgomery						x
Jack Elam					x
Bokeem Woodbine					x
Brad Dourif					x
Brian McCardie					x
F. Murray Abraham					x
Eugene Pallette					x
Eugene Clark					x
Ethan Suplee					x
Elisha Cook Jr.					x
Elia Kazan					x	x
Edward Van Sloan					x
Lawrence Tierney					x
Scott Brady					x
Edward Tierney					x
Edward Pawley					x
Edward McNamara					x
Edward Faulkner					x
Eddie Quillan					x
Donald MacBride					x
Donald Meek					x
Doodles Weaver					x
Douglas Ligon					x
Dreyse Model 1907					x
E.E. Clive					x
Eamonn Walker					x
Ed Asner					x
Don Franklin					x
Diego Luna					x
Brad Beyer					x
Dick Sargent						x
William H. Macy					x
Brandon Soo Hoo					x
Brandon T. Jackson					x
Brian Bosworth					x
Brian Geraghty					x
Brian Keith					x
Brian Krause					x
Stella Parton						x
Sharpe's Enemy				x
Breach (VG)				x
Sledge Hammer!	x	x	x
Francesco Quinn	x	x			x	x
Kevin Conroy						x
The Hebrew Hammer		x	x	x
Fred Williamson					x
Secret Service (2008)				x
Luger P08					x
Colt 1878 Double Action					x
MAS-49					x
Jacques Perrin	x	x			x
Mk 47 Mod 0 Grenade Launcher	x	x			x
Adrian Lester	x	x			x
Jeff Corey	x	x			x
Topol	x	x			x	x
José Ferrer	x	x	x		x	x
Harrison Page	x	x	x
Jack Thibeau	x	x	x		x
Albert Hall	x	x			x
Jeff Kaake	x	x			x
Cliff Simon	x	x			x
Jacky Cheung	x	x			x
Noel Gugliemi	x	x			x
Fringe				x
Clint Howard	x	x			x	x
Zombie Diaries 2				x
Bioshock Infinite				x
Archer	x	x	x	x
Pallad grenade launcher	x	x			x
To Be or Not to Be (1983)		x	x
Anne-Marie Martin	x	x	x		x	x
Héctor Mercado	x	x			x
Sacha Baron Cohen	x	x			x
Jsu Garcia	x	x			x	x
Charlie Murphy	x	x	x		x	x
Martin Ferrero	x	x			x
Idiocracy	x	x	x
Ravenous				x
Jamie Kennedy	x	x			x
Julian Wadham	x	x	x		x
Harry Morgan			x
John Pyper-Ferguson	x	x			x
Chappelle's Show	x	x	x	x
Martin Freeman	x	x			x
Reggie Lee	x	x			x
David Harewood	x	x			x
Earl Hindman	x	x			x
Battleship Potemkin	x	x	x	x
Corbin Bernsen			x
Slim Pickens	x	x			x	x
Alexander Godunov					x
Andreas Wisniewski					x
R.D. Call	x	x			x
Hector Elizondo	x	x			x
Ty Olsson	x	x			x
Tom Wright	x	x			x
Jerry Reed	x	x			x
Marco Rodríguez	x	x			x
Popeye Doyle		x	x	x
George de la Peña	x	x			x	x
Nicholas Kadi	x	x			x
The Perfect Host	x	x	x	x
Clayne Crawford	x	x	x		x
Important Things with Demetri Martin		x	x
Frank Doubleday	x	x			x
Lee Garlington	x	x			x
Patrick Wayne						x
Community	x	x	x	x
Parks and Recreation		x	x	x
Gavin MacLeod	x	x			x	x
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa	x	x			x
Shergar				x
Alison Brie	x	x	x		x
Donald Glover	x	x	x		x
Melissa Leo			x
Woo-sung Jung	x	x	x		x
Kyle Secor	x	x			x
Kang-ho Song	x	x			x
Byron Minns	x	x	x		x
Canadian Bacon	x	x	x	x
Rhea Perlman	x	x	x		x	x
Undercover Brother	x	x	x	x
Airplane II: The Sequel	x	x	x	x
Sunshine	x	x	x	x
Help!		x	x	x
Spaceballs		x	x	x
Army of Two: The 40th Day		x	x
O.J. Simpson						x
The Good, the Bad, the Weird	x	x	x	x
Jon Bon Jovi						x
Law & Order: Los Angeles			x
007: Quantum of Solace (VG)				x
Craig Fairbrass	x	x			x
Mystery Team ‎	x	x	x	x
Dennis Hayden	x	x			x
Schindler's List		x	x
James Bond 007: Blood Stone			x
Perfect Dark Zero			x	x
Perfect Dark			x
24 - Season 8			x
Medal of Honor: Rising Sun			x