professions: Student, Future United States Marshal
Airsoft Callsign: "Voodoo"
Hello . my name is dan , most of my friends call me simmons ,because that is my last name not because of red vs blue , i live in new york and go to highschool . and to be completly honest , i dont know that much about guns as compared to most members of this site . i would like to think i know some things about firearms that i have an intrest in , mostly 1911's ,i love this gun, what can i say, SIG-sauers, H&K's , walthers, Kalashnikovs, a few glocks , and a few berettas. im a fan of every gun , to sniper rifles to flash paper guns , shotguns to fake guns , i respect them all. if at some times i sound like i dont know what im talking about , im sorry , i joined this website to learn things about firearms and there uses. i like old school stuff, led zepplin, rolling stones , rush , Thin lizzy. im a writer. little stories here and there. im extreamly vocal when it comes to beliefs . My Father was A Marine. 3 force recon ,dragons , he fired the dragon and he was the squad member who carried the M60 . He was all over the globe and tells me and my brother stories that last hours . he said it was the best thing he ever did , and i respect him , and every veterain from any country , and any war , and let the record show that im not one of those kids who played a call of duty game and thinks that im a weapons expert and thinks that military service in any branch is easy .Semper Fi Always Faithful.i would also like to wish MarineCorps1 good luck in joining the USMC. Semper Fi Always Faithful. I want to become a Untited states marshal Unlike My Brother, who is working to Become a member of The NYPD, JP you my hero!!!!!!!!!!!
The Marshals
I Want To Go To Saint johns, Or Ohio State University. After College, I Want To stay in New york, Not For The NYPD, But For Another Law Enforcement Branch. Like My Brother, And My Uncle, I Have Chosen To Go In To Law Enforcement. Unlike them, I Do Not Want To Join The Brave Men And Women Of The NYPD. I Want To Join The United States Marshal Service, specifically a SOG (Special Operations Group) Officer. Being that you need 3 years work experience, im looking into police departments. One that has stuck out is The Baltimore Police Department. I Want To Be The one That Hunts the fugitives, And Keep them behind bars For The Crimes they have Commited. I Want To Be The One Who Keeps the judges, and witnesses Safe To go To Trial. When someone Askes Why Someone Is In Prison, I Want That Reason To Be Because I Found Them. I am Willing To Get The Job Done, If That Means Making a Pull With My Glock 22 And Killing Someone, Or Being Killed, At Least Ill Die With A Badge On My Waist. "Mama's not the law. Im the law" In The Words Of Alan Seeger, And The Gears Of War 2 Trailer Apply Named "redezvous", "I Have a redezvous with death. not some disputed baracade. it may be he shalltake my hand, and lead me into his dark land, and close my eyes, and quench my breath. i have a rendezvous with death, and i to my pledaged word be true, i shal not fail that redezvous" I Have Accepted The Risks Of The Job And Am Still Determened To Do My Part To Help The United States Of America, And Her Innocent Citizens Be Safe At Night, While I, And Other Brave United States Marshals, Hunt The Guilty Down, And Bring Them To Justice. After All, Were All Working Towards That Great Gig In The Sky. God Bless The United States Of America, God Bless The President, Barack Obama, And God Bless US Navy SEAL Team Six. Outstanding Job SEALS.
Pages Ive Worked on
First off , i would like to give credit to Ben41 who realy helped me polish off my pages . thanks again
My Favorite Things in no order, and for the record Predator20 was a big help with pictures . thanks brother. and -MT2008 helped as well. i am truely in their debt
handguns
Multiple Handguns From The M1911A1 Family
The 1911 pistol is considered by many gun collectors and veterans to be the greatest self-loading pistol ever made and the grandfather of the modern handgun, which despite its age is still used alongside modern pistols today. Designed by John Moses Browning in 1910 with patent dates going as far back as 1897, the .45 caliber pistol was adopted into the U.S. military arsenal February 14, 1911. Browning had combined traits of his former pistols and built a prototype around the recently-developed .45 ACP round. The end result was the M1911.
Browning sold the pistol to Colt, the first major company that would market the handgun. During initial testing in the military trials, the M1911 fired 1,000 rounds flawlessly, becoming the first self-loading pistol to pass with a 100% grade. After World War I, the military modified the M1911 design to optimize it for combat, adding a slightly larger ejection port, shortening the trigger, extending the grip safety tang to help prevent "slide bite", and adding an arched mainspring housing to allow the gun to better fit in the user's hand. The new firearm was called the Colt M1911A1. Many companies manufactured the M1911 for the U.S. military besides Colt, including Remington and Springfield Armory. The M1911A1's power and reliability kept it in circulation through the Korean and Vietnam Wars before the pistol began showing its age. However, it should be noted that at the time that the military began looking for a new sidearm, no new M1911's had been purchased since 1945 (note; this statement only applies to large contract orders, many small special purpose purchases have been made for 1911 pattern pistols since). In the 1980's, the U.S. Military held new military trials, during which they tested numerous pistols, the finalists being the SIG Sauer P226 and the Beretta 92F. Due to the high price of the SIG Sauer's magazines, the Beretta 92F was chosen to replace the M1911A1, a highly controversial decision to this day.
The M1911A1 remains alive in the hands of many gun enthusiasts and many U.S. Military special forces. Modern incarnations include models built by Colt, responsible for the M1911A1, Commander and Officers series, and Springfield Armory which faithfully continues building 1911's based on their original designs. Para USA manufactures a number of high-capacity double stack variations, including the P13 and P14 and the LDA (Light Double Action). Kimber, who is acknowledged as the first large scale factory mass produced "custom" 1911 manufacturer, produces versions such as the Desert Warrior and the Custom II, variations that are used by some special forces and SWAT teams.
Countless foreign copies are also in circulation, including Llamas, Mausers, and Argentinian clones. Despite being almost 100 years old, the 1911 pistol continues to be manufactured with almost no major design changes, and has proven itself as one of the most popular handguns ever made.
Well I'm honored. But for me this is all over. I'm getting out. What was true then is true now. Have a plan. Stick to it. So I'm sure you must have lots to discuss... but I have no business being here. I've got someone to meet. Adios, amigos.
[voiceover] Paul the Boatman. Kinky, The Duke. Slasher. Kilburn Jerry. Crazy Larry. Mr. Lucky. Troop. Jimmy. I don't want to add my name to that list. My name? If you knew that you'd be as clever as me. Daniel Craig as XXXX in Layer Cake
"Where are you?"
"im in my office "
"i doubt that"
"Why?"
"because if you were we'd be having this conversation face to face"Matt Damon as Jason bourne AKA David Webb in The Bourne Ultimatum
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die." Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty in Blade Runner
"WOW! WOW! You are now firing a gun, at you imaginary friend, next to a thousand pounds of nitro gliseron!!!" Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden in Fight Club
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can"Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden in Fight Club
"It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything"Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden in Fight Club
"roodolf the red nose raindeer"
"the song?"
"TV special"
"well im sure ive seen it?"
"I know youve seen it it was on the tv at brownsville"
"i knew ive seen it"
"remeber a character named hermie?"
"help me out?"
"hermies the elf that makes toys and wants to be a dentist"
"OH The little gay dude!"
"hes not gay!"
"ralie Are you trying to tell me your gay?"
"im not gay!" Timothy Olyphant as Deputy United States Marshal Raylan Givens and Alan Ruck as Roland "ralie" Pike in Justified
"we need ammo!"
"where is it?"
"check on the dead guy ,man" Jeremy Renner as Sergeant First Class William James and Brian Geraghty as Specialist Owen Eldridge in The Hurt Locker
"Were Kinda Like Seven Eleven . were not allways doin business , but were allway open" Norman Reedus as Murphy MacManus in The Boondock Saints
"I Have a redezvous with death. not some disputed baracade. it may be he shalltake my hand, and lead me into his dark land, and close my eyes, and quench my breath. i have a rendezvous with death, and i to my pledaged word be true, i shal not fail that redezvous" Alan Seeger
"quite a experience to live in fear thats what it is to be a slave....."Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty in Blade Runner
"Psychos dont explode when sunlight hits them. i dont give a fuck how crazy they are!!" George Clooney as Seth Gecko in From Dusk Till Dawn
"Are we Shooting?" "What?" "Are We Shooting people Or What?" "Are We Shooting?" "Thats What Im Asking You" "Whats The Answer?" "I Dont Know The Answer, Thats What Im Trying To Find Out!!" Mark Wahlberg as Specialist Troy Barlow in Three Kings
"Shes Fadi..... OH SHIT! Shes Got A gun Clay. Shes Got A Gun And Its Pointed At My Dick!!". Would You Rather It Be Pointed At Your Head?" I Know Its Stupid But Yes, Yes It Would" Chris Evans As Jensen, And Columbus Short Pooch in The Losers
"Knocked Over A Few Seven Elevens, Have We?" Michael Roof As Agent Toby Lee Shavers in XXX
“To me, rock’n'roll is analog. Rock’n'roll is imperfection. Rock’n'roll is musicians onstage who aren’t pretty and don’t sing perfectly. They get a little drunk and don’t sound like the record. And they don’t have computers behind them fucking playing things for them. To me, rock’n'roll is fucking real. It’s alive and well.” - Dave Grohl
"It's a way we had over here for living with ourselves. We cut 'em in half with a machine gun and give 'em a Band-Aid. It was a lie. And the more I saw them, the more I hated lies." Martin Sheen As Capt. Benjamin Willard in Apocalypse Now
"You Better Tell Us Who This Dave Person Is, Before My Partner Draws two Unicorns Fuckin On Your Face!!", " You Just Shot At The Wrong Motherfucker, Motherfucker!" And "Fuckin Monicole Wearing Motherfucker" Tracy Morgan As Detective Paul Hodges In Cop Out
"Hey Man. Im Your Partner, You Can Tell Me, What The Hell Are You Hiding From?" "I Was A Sophmore In College. The University I Went To Decided They Needed to Raise Tuition. A Classmate Of Mine, Brenda, In An Effort To Raise Money, And Stay In School, Came Up With A Nifty Plan, Where She Thought Shed Date Guys, And Charge em Money. She Said She Needed My Help To Make Sure That The Dates Whent Okay, And That The Guys Paided Her. She Said Shed give Me A Percentage." "OH My God, You Where A Pimp.' "What!? God No, No, I Was Just Trying To Help A Friend. We Started Making A Lot Of Money, And Wouldnt you know it, Some Of Brendas Girlfriends decided they wanted to be a part of it. Pretty soon there were about 14 ladies i was protecting while they gave me money." " Thats Called A Stable Horse" "i Decided i shouldnt use my real name, So We Came up with the name Gator." "Im Telling you, you were a pimp." "NO! Are You Even Lisining to the story? Anyway, one day i wake up, and i look in the mirror, And I Dont Like What I See. I Mean I Had Gotten outa control And I.. I Didnt realize it." " You can't have a conscience in the pimp game." Mark Wahlberg As NYPD Detective Terry Hoitz, And Will Ferrell As NYPD Detective Allen "Gator" Gamble In The Other Guys
"As the ancient Tibetan Philosophy states "Don't start none, won't be none" Chris Evans As Jensen in The Losers
"Don't forget that you're First Marines! Not all the Communists in hell can overrun you!" none other that the greatest Military leader this world has ever seen. Lieutenant General Lewis "Chesty" puller. USMC
"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof" Hugo Weaving as "V" in V for Vendetta
"Today is not about me, it’s about those Marines It’s also about those Marines who serve day to day and who cross the line of duty and are willing to go to the extreme to defend this great country and to fight and die for each other. There is a worse fear than dying…letting your Marines down when their life is on the line." Sgt. Maj. William S. Skiles USMC. Bronze Star Recipient and a real american hero
"The shame is that the bullet isnt Big enough for little timmy to write "COURTESY OF THE USA MOTHA FUCKA!!!!"". Steven cobert
"Some folks like to get away
Take a holiday from the neighbourhood
Hop a flight to Miami Beach
Or to Hollywood
But I'm taking a Greyhound
On the Hudson River Line
I'm in a New York state of mind
I've seen all the movie stars
In their fancy cars and their limousines
Been high in the Rockies under the evergreens
But I know what I'm needing
And I don't want to waste more time
I'm in a New York state of mind
It was so easy living day by day
Out of touch with the rhythm and blues
But now I need a little give and take
The New York Times, The Daily News
It comes down to reality
And it's fine with me 'cause I've let it slide
Don't care if it's Chinatown or on Riverside
I don't have any reasons
I've left them all behind
I'm in a New York state of mind
It was so easy living day by day
Out of touch with the rhythm and blues
But now I need a little give and take
The New York Times, The Daily News
It comes down to reality
And it's fine with me 'cause I've let it slide
Don't care if it's Chinatown or on Riverside
I don't have any reasons
I've left them all behind
I'm in a New York state of mind
I'm just taking a Greyhound on the Hudson River Line
'Cause I'm in a New York state of mind" Billy Joel