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[[Image:MGS4M4A1.jpg|thumb|right|500px|[[Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots]]:'''"War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control... All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield... controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control... War becomes routine."''']] | [[Image:MGS4M4A1.jpg|thumb|right|500px|[[Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots]]:'''"War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control... All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield... controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control... War becomes routine."''']] | ||
[[Image:MAXPAYNE2-M4-1.jpg|thumb|right|500px|[[Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne]]:'''"The past is a puzzle, like a broken mirror. As you piece it together, you cut yourself, your image keeps shifting. And you change with it. It could destroy you, drive you mad. It could set you free."''']] | [[Image:MAXPAYNE2-M4-1.jpg|thumb|right|500px|[[Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne]]:'''"The past is a puzzle, like a broken mirror. As you piece it together, you cut yourself, your image keeps shifting. And you change with it. It could destroy you, drive you mad. It could set you free."''']] | ||
[[Image:DNF-SG1.jpg|thumb|right|500px|[[Duke Nukem Forever]]:'''"I came, I saw, I kicked ass!"''']] | [[Image:DNF-SG1.jpg|thumb|right|500px|[[Duke Nukem Forever]]:'''"I came, I saw, I kicked ass!"''']] | ||
[[Image:8Mile 01.jpg|thumb|right|500px|[[8 Mile]]:'''"I know everything he's got to say against me,<br>I am white, I am a fuckin' bum,<br> I do live in a trailer with my mom<br>My boy Future is an Uncle Tom,<br>I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob<br>Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun<br>I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps<br>And Wink did fuck my girl<br>I'm still standin' here screamin' "fuck tha free world!!"<br>Don't ever try to judge me dude<br>You don't know what the fuck I've been through,<br>But I know something about you,You went to Cranbrook's that's a private school,<br>What's the matter dog? You embarrassed?<br>This guy's a gangsta his real name's Clarence<br>And Clarence lives in home with both parents<br>And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage,<br>This guy doesn't wanna battle he shook<br> | |||
'''Cuz there's no such thing as HALF WAY CROOKS!!<br>He's scared to death<br>He's scared to look in his fuckin yearbook, fuck Cranbrooks!<br> | |||
'''Fuck the beat, I go acapella<br> | |||
'''Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody<br> | |||
'''Fuck y'all if you doubt me<br> | |||
'''I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly<br> | |||
'''And fuck this battle<br> | |||
'''I don't wanna win<br> | |||
'''I'm outtie<br> | |||
'''Here, tell these people something they don't know about me."''']] | |||
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* redo the [[Call of Duty 2]] page, 'cause it's full of .png's | * redo the [[Call of Duty 2]] page, 'cause it's full of .png's | ||
* redo/finish [[Bioshock 2]] | * redo/finish [[Bioshock 2]] | ||
Revision as of 21:53, 17 July 2011
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I am white, I am a fuckin' bum,
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom,
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did fuck my girl
I'm still standin' here screamin' "fuck tha free world!!"
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the fuck I've been through,
But I know something about you,You went to Cranbrook's that's a private school,
What's the matter dog? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangsta his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives in home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage,
This guy doesn't wanna battle he shook
Cuz there's no such thing as HALF WAY CROOKS!!
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his fuckin yearbook, fuck Cranbrooks!
Fuck the beat, I go acapella
Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody
Fuck y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly
And fuck this battle
I don't wanna win
I'm outtie
Here, tell these people something they don't know about me."
A message to all the haters:
"You think you can take me? You need a fucking army if you gonna take me!"
Congratulations, you have found a secret message. So now what? Get a f#%$ing life!!!
About me
My name is Peter. I'm 23 from Slovakia, but my nationality is Hungarian.
My Steam username is: Evan Stone Fan, add me if you wish. Currently playing: nothing
Battle.net username: EvanStoneFan, playing StarCraft II and will Diablo III if it will come out in this decade.
IMFDB and Me
One day I was searching for information about the weapons in the video game Splinter Cell: Conviction and I found this site. Since I like guns and the Conviction page looked like crap, after buying and completing the game, I added a sh#tload of images to the page. After that I gathered all my old games (like Pandora Tomorrow, The Sum Of All Fears or Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory) and created pages for them. I spend about 3-4 hours daily on IMFDb, contributing mainly on video game pages. I must note that some of my screenshots were supplied by my friend "OrcF#$ker", because he also likes weapons but has no time to upload images and doesn't know heck about the wiki-code.
I usually screencap video games only, because it is much easier, and almost each time I can choose the scene and angle to get the best pic possible. Sometimes I use cheats, hacks, trainers or the developer console (see the Velvet Assassin page) to get some cool images. Here's how I screencap: I add the game to Steam and then simply press F12 and Steam will take care of the rest. After that I edit the image in IrfanView or Photoshop to enhance it if needed. I know that I should not alter the screenshots, but sometimes I mess around with the contrast or gamma to make the guns see clearly. If I'm not too tired I even remove the crosshair or other elements of the HUD.
What I don't like about this site is that some users and/or moderators are too ignorant and always undo edits. They cannot realize that some is just trying to help.
What IMFDb needs is to disallow the uploading of PNG's stolen from the official Call of Duty Wikia. If you are one of those users, don't fucking do that!!!
Some of my favorite weapons:
Beretta 92FS, SIG-Sauer P226R, CheyTac M200 Intervention, Glock 18C, Steyr AUG PARA, Barrett REC7, Heckler & Koch HK416,
I also like Russian-made weapons, especially by Izhmash (mainly the AK-103 and AN-94).
Weapons I have fired:
Makarov PM - standard issue of the Slovak police (yeah, I know they should "upgrade")
K100 - Slovak semi-auto pistol made by Grand Power (sold in the U.S. by STI International as the "GP6")
Favorite...
...actors: Christian Bale, Bruce Willis, Terry Crews, Robert Downey Jr., Angelina Jolie
...movies: Inception, The Prestige, The Dark Knight, T2, Black Hawk Down, The Expendables, Die Hard, 16 Blocks, Heat, U.S. Marshals, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy
...video games: Splinter Cell: Conviction, Half-Life 2, Medal of Honor (2010), Rainbow Six: Vegas 2, StarCraft & StarCraft II, Diablo series, Far Cry 2, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Mass Effect series, Portal 1 & 2, Prince of Persia: Warrior Within, Commandos series, Bioshock, Colin McRae Dirt series, Gears Of War series and many-many more...
...music: Eminem, Lil Jon, Xzibit, Dr. Dre, Nate Dogg (R.I.P.), Ice Cube, Kanye West, The Game, Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, T.I., Run DMC, Warren G, Busta Rhymes
Call of Duty vs. Battlefield?
Which one is the ultimate shooter? Honestly, both suck monkey balls. COD games are like stupid low-budget action movies directed by Uwe Boll. No offense. Stupid AK(S)-74Us and lever-action guns dominate all maps. Not to mention the converted G17. In Battlefield the weapons and reload animations are low class and the hit detection is also poor. The best single-player campaign I encountered while playing Medal of Honor (2010). In my opinion that is the best shooter out in our Universe. I also like Rainbow Six and Ghost Recon games because they offer some sort of reality and realistic weapons and attachments.
Future Plans
I really would like to become a film director. I'm writing several screenplays right now, maybe one day those movies will become true and even appear on IMFDB :). If I get to it, I promise I will show a SPAS-12 or M3 Super 90 in semi-automatic mode, or an M16A2 in 3-burst.
Pages I've contributed screenshots or text to
- 2 Spicy
- Alpha Protocol
- Battlefield: Bad Company 2: Vietnam (text only & clean up)
- Black Mesa
- Black Ops
- Blacksite: Area 51
- Bodycount
- Commandos: Strike Force (hi-res images & text)
- F.E.A.R.
- F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin
- Fallout 3
- Fallout Tactics (basically made 99.9 percent of the page)
- Freedom Fighters
- Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter
- Ghost Recon: Future Soldier (I will definitely buy this game when it comes out, so probably will finish/help with the page too)
- Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
- Max Payne 3
- Medal of Honor (2010)
- Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
- Modern Warfail 2
- Modern Warfail 3
- Rainbow Six: Vegas
- Rainbow Six: Vegas (PSP)
- Rainbow Six: Vegas 2
- Scarface: The World is Yours (my very first edit on IMFDB)
- Soldier of Fortune: Payback
- Spec Ops: The Line (waiting for release)
- Splinter Cell
- Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
- Splinter Cell: Conviction (the BEST game ever created)
- Splinter Cell: Double Agent
- Terminator Salvation
- The Royal Marines Commando
- Tomb Raider: Legend
- Urban Terror
- Waist Deep
Pages I have created
VIDEO GAMES:
- Art of Murder: Cards of Destiny
- Art of Murder: FBI Confidential
- Art of Murder: Hunt for the Puppeteer
- Art of Murder: The Secret Files
- Batman: Arkham City (waiting for release)
- Bloody Good Time
- Clive Barker's Jericho (recreated)
- Clive Barker's Undying
- Commandos: Behind Enemy Lines
- Commandos 2: Men of Courage
- Commandos 3: Destination Berlin
- Condemned: Criminal Origins (recreated)
- Cryostasis
- Delta Force: Xtreme 2
- Deus Ex: Human Revolution (waiting for release)
- Duke Nukem Forever (finished)
- Fallout 2 (recreated)
- F.3.A.R.
- Ghost Recon Online (waiting for release)
- Chernobyl Terrorist Attack
- Metal Gear Solid: Rising (waiting for release - 2012)
- Metro: Last Light (waiting for release)
- Singularity (recreated)
- Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
- Terrorist Takedown 2: US Navy Seals
- The Sum Of All Fears
- Tomb Raider: Anniversary (big thanks to PistolJunkie)
- Tomb Raider: Underworld
- Velvet Assassin
- Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory
- X-Men Origins: Wolverine
MOVIES:
- 8 Mile
- Derailed (2005)
- The Hangover Part II (waiting for release)
- Jackass Number Two
ACTORS:
WEAPONS:
- Daewoo K7
- Fort-12
- Hafthohlladung
- Tellermine 35
- KBP Instrument Design Bureau OTs-02 "Kiparis"
- PWS MK1 rifle series
Coming Soon
- redo the Call of Duty 2 page, 'cause it's full of .png's
- redo/finish Bioshock 2
- redo Batman: Arkham Asylum (change the copyrighted images)
- add images of explosives for the Rainbow Six: Vegas 2 page
- redo the Rainbow Six: Vegas (PSP) page and get screenshots somehow
- create page for Rainbow Six: Shadow Vanguard
- create page for the very first Rainbow Six game (1999) - this one will be tricky
Ignore
Just ignore anything you read from this point forward.
| Commandos series |
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| Commandos: Behind Enemy Lines • Commandos 2: Men of Courage • Commandos 3: Destination Berlin • Commandos: Strike Force |
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