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{{Infobox Movie | {{Infobox Movie | ||
|name = Don't Die Too Hard! | |name = ''Don't Die Too Hard!'' <br> ''La Tour Montparnasse Infernale'' | ||
|picture = DDTH.jpg | |picture = DDTH.jpg | ||
|caption = ''English Movie Poster'' | |caption = ''English Movie Poster'' | ||
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'''''Don't Die Too Hard! (Original Title : La Tour Montparnasse Infernale)''''' is a 2001 French comedy movie | '''''Don't Die Too Hard! (Original Title: La Tour Montparnasse Infernale)''''' is a 2001 French comedy movie, a slapstick parody of the original ''[[Die Hard]]'' directed by Charles Nemes. Eric ([[Eric Judor]]) and Ramzy ([[Ramzy Bédia]]) are two dim-witted window washers at the Montparnasse skyscraper in Paris. Working late one night, the pair witness a gang of terrorists seize the building and take its occupants hostage, including the beautiful executive Marie-Joelle, the object of Eric's infatuation (whose real name is Stéphanie and whom also despises Eric). Eric and Ramzy (reluctantly) jump into action to save the day. | ||
{{Film Title|Don’t Die Too Hard !}} | {{Film Title|Don’t Die Too Hard!}} | ||
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==Heckler & Koch Mark 23== | ==Heckler & Koch Mark 23== | ||
Michel Vignault [[Serge Riaboukine]], nicknamed | Terrorist leader Michel Vignault ([[Serge Riaboukine]]), nicknamed "Machin" by Stéphanie, uses a suppressed [[Heckler & Koch Mark 23]] as weapon of choice. | ||
[[Image:H&KMk23ModwKnightsSuppressor.jpg |thumb|none| | [[Image:H&KMk23ModwKnightsSuppressor.jpg |thumb|none|300px|Heckler & Koch Mark 23 with Knight's Armament suppressor - .45 ACP]] | ||
[[Image:LTMI Mark 23 1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Michel threatens to kill Stéphanie to force her uncle to open the safe.]] | [[Image:LTMI Mark 23 1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Michel threatens to kill Stéphanie to force her uncle to open the safe.]] | ||
[[Image:LTMI Mark 23 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|]] | [[Image:LTMI Mark 23 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|]] | ||
[[Image:LTMI Mark 23 3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|]] | [[Image:LTMI Mark 23 3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|]] | ||
[[Image:LTMI Mark 23 4.jpg|thumb|none|600px|After he | [[Image:LTMI Mark 23 4.jpg|thumb|none|600px|After he misses Eric and empties his magazine, we can see the last blank cartridge stuck in the barrel.]] | ||
==Beretta 93R== | ==Beretta 93R== | ||
"Machin" ([[Serge Riaboukine]]) uses a [[Beretta 93R]] as a secondary weapon when his Mark 23 is out of ammo. Another terrorist pretending to be the receptionist is equipped with this pistol as well, but without the grip. | |||
[[Image:Beretta M93.jpg|thumb|none|400px|Beretta 93R with wood grips - 9x19mm]] | [[Image:Beretta M93.jpg|thumb|none|400px|Beretta 93R with wood grips - 9x19mm]] | ||
[[Image:LTMI B93 1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The fake | [[Image:LTMI B93 1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The fake receptionist with his pistol.]] | ||
[[Image:LTMI B93 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|For no reason, the pistol | [[Image:LTMI B93 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|For no apparent reason, the pistol lacks the grip.]] | ||
[[Image:LTMI B93 3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A wounded and angry "Machin" | [[Image:LTMI B93 3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|A wounded and angry "Machin" takes out his backup pistol.]] | ||
[[Image:LTMI B93 4.jpg|thumb|none|600px|]] | [[Image:LTMI B93 4.jpg|thumb|none|600px|]] | ||
==Taurus PT92AF== | ==Taurus PT92AF== | ||
Ming carries a [[Taurus PT92AF]] as his primary weapon. | Ming carries a [[Taurus PT92AF]] as his primary weapon. | ||
[[File:Taurus-PT92AF.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Taurus PT92AF - 9x19mm | [[File:Taurus-PT92AF.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Taurus PT92AF - 9x19mm]] | ||
[[Image:LTMI Beretta 1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Ming | [[Image:LTMI Beretta 1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Ming aiming his pistol gangsta style.]] | ||
[[Image:LTMI Beretta 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|]] | [[Image:LTMI Beretta 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|]] | ||
[[Image:LTMI Beretta 3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|]] | [[Image:LTMI Beretta 3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|]] | ||
==Desert Eagle== | ==Desert Eagle Mark I== | ||
Chang, Ming’s twin brother | Chang, Ming’s twin brother (in fact the same actor) draws a [[Desert Eagle Mark I]] before it is stolen by Ramzy. | ||
[[Image:MKIRight.jpg|thumb|none| | [[Image:MKIRight.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Magnum Research Desert Eagle Mark I - .357 Magnum]] | ||
[[Image:LTMI Desert Eagle 1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Chang, Ming's twin with the Desert Eagle.]] | [[Image:LTMI Desert Eagle 1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Chang, Ming's twin, with the Desert Eagle.]] | ||
[[Image:LTMI Desert Eagle 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|]] | [[Image:LTMI Desert Eagle 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|]] | ||
== | ==SIG-Sauer P239== | ||
Stéphanie [[Marina Foïs]] uses a [[SIG-Sauer P239]] | Stéphanie [[Marina Foïs]] uses a [[SIG-Sauer P239]] when she betrays and shoots "Machin" in leg with the pistol and later give it to an another terrorist in an attempt to break the police assault. | ||
[[Image:SIGSauerP239TwoTone.jpg|thumb|none|300px|SIG-Sauer P239 with two tone finish - .40 S&W]] | [[Image:SIGSauerP239TwoTone.jpg|thumb|none|300px|SIG-Sauer P239 with two tone finish - .40 S&W]] | ||
[[Image:LTMI P239 1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Close | [[Image:LTMI P239 1.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Close-upof the pistol.]] | ||
[[Image:LTMI P239 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Stéphanie | [[Image:LTMI P239 2.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Stéphanie betrays "Machin".]] | ||
[[Image:LTMI P239 3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Later she give her pistol to the nervous terrorist.]] | [[Image:LTMI P239 3.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Later she give her pistol to the nervous terrorist.]] | ||
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Don't Die Too Hard! (Original Title: La Tour Montparnasse Infernale) is a 2001 French comedy movie, a slapstick parody of the original Die Hard directed by Charles Nemes. Eric (Eric Judor) and Ramzy (Ramzy Bédia) are two dim-witted window washers at the Montparnasse skyscraper in Paris. Working late one night, the pair witness a gang of terrorists seize the building and take its occupants hostage, including the beautiful executive Marie-Joelle, the object of Eric's infatuation (whose real name is Stéphanie and whom also despises Eric). Eric and Ramzy (reluctantly) jump into action to save the day.
The following weapons were used in the film Don’t Die Too Hard!:
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Pistols
Heckler & Koch Mark 23
Terrorist leader Michel Vignault (Serge Riaboukine), nicknamed "Machin" by Stéphanie, uses a suppressed Heckler & Koch Mark 23 as weapon of choice.
Beretta 93R
"Machin" (Serge Riaboukine) uses a Beretta 93R as a secondary weapon when his Mark 23 is out of ammo. Another terrorist pretending to be the receptionist is equipped with this pistol as well, but without the grip.
Taurus PT92AF
Ming carries a Taurus PT92AF as his primary weapon.
Desert Eagle Mark I
Chang, Ming’s twin brother (in fact the same actor) draws a Desert Eagle Mark I before it is stolen by Ramzy.
SIG-Sauer P239
Stéphanie Marina Foïs uses a SIG-Sauer P239 when she betrays and shoots "Machin" in leg with the pistol and later give it to an another terrorist in an attempt to break the police assault.
Colt Anaconda
Chris, the black terrorist, is equiped with a 8’’Colt Anaconda. When he accidently kills himself, Ramzy steal and tries to use it.
Sig Sauer P226
Police officers carry various kind of pistols, including Sig Sauer P226.
Jericho 941
At least one police officer is equiped with a Jericho.
Colt 1911
One of the helicopter pilot draws a Colt 1911 at Eric just before being neutralised by Ramzy.
Shotgun
Remington 870
A RAID officer exchange fire shots with terrorists with a Remington 870.
SMG
Mini Uzi
A very nervous terrorist uses an Mini Uzi smg, he fires the weapons twice without reasons du to his stress. ‘’Machin’’ uses the SMG to hit him in face when he shot in windows tower. At this scene the weapon is clearly a prop.
MP5A3
Few Raid officers are armed with MP5A3.
MP5K
Some officers are equiped with MP5K.
Rifles
Sig 551
A Raid operator entering the tower carrying a SIG SG 551 assault rifle equiped with a grenade launcher.
Galil MAR
Hans the leather gloved terrorist carries a Galil MAR. He uses it against RAID operators.
Grenade Launcher
SIG GL 5040
The RAID officer carrying the SIG SG 551 has his rifle with a SIG GL 5040 attached.
