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<random> Ash (Bruce Campbell): Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? --Army of Darkness @@@ Tank (Marcus Chong): So what do you need? Besides a miracle. Neo (Keanu Reeves): Guns. Lots of guns. --The Matrix @@@ Ash (Bruce Campbell): It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? --Army of Darkness @@@ Ash (Bruce Campbell): Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun. --Army of Darkness @@@ Tony Montana (Al Pacino): Say hello to my little friend! --Scarface @@@ The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger): The .45 Long Slide, with laser sighting. Pawn Shop Clerk (Dick Miller): These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else? The Terminator: Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range. Pawn Shop Clerk: Hey, just what you see, pal. @@@ Billy Clanton (Thomas Haden Church): Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double. Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer): I have two guns, one for each of ya. --Tombstone </random>