Error creating thumbnail: File missing Join our Discord!
If you have been locked out of your account you can request a password reset here.

Hot Dogs, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades/Machine Guns

From Internet Movie Firearms Database - Guns in Movies, TV and Video Games
Revision as of 21:12, 25 November 2018 by Pyr0m4n14c (talk | contribs) (...)
(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Machine Guns

Bren Mk 2

Update #50 brought along a Bren gun, more specifically the Mk2 variant. Due to the fact that bipods were being updated and tuned at the time of Update #50's release, the variant added instead was one with a shortened barrel and no bipod or carrying handle, with the standard variant added later, in the eleventh alpha of Update #52.

Images of the full-length Bren courtesy of Reddit user Shubishu.]

Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Bren Mk2 - .303 British
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Admiring the Bren, standing before the pre-rendered beauty of the cornfields of the American West. Note the absence of a carrying handle on the weapon's barrel.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
For those wondering, this is the background of the Breaching Prototype scene. Perhaps a WWII-era light machine gun isn't the best weapon for house-breaching...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Loading the Bren. 30 tracers, straight into the top.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Cocking the machine gun; note the bar attached to the back, which slides into a corresponding slot in the stock. This is necessary to cover the charging handle slot, preventing debris from entering and blocking the handle's path.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
The Bren's fire selector is rather interesting; the safety position is in the middle, with "R" ("Repetition", or semi-auto) at the back...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...and "A" ("Automatic") at the front.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Aiming the Bren at the cornfield below; note the lack of an adjustment drum, confirming this particular Bren to be a Mk2 model.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Opening fire.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Popping open the bipod.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
This allows for the weapon to be used as intended, allowing the Bren to achieve its true potential in terms of accuracy. Sucks to be someone in those trees...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
The curtailed Bren, in all of its glory.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Loading in a fresh magazine full of .303 rounds.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Pulling back the Bren's charging handle.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
A look through the Bren's iron sights. While the shortened sight radius and barrel would logically hamper the Bren's renowned accuracy, it does at least bring the front sight closer to the shooter's face, making it a bit easier to see clearly.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Firing the Bren, showing off its downward ejection system.

Browning M2HB

The 2018 4th of July Update (more formally known as Update #56) added a modified Browning M2HB, known as the "M2 Tombstone". It has a shortened barrel, and is fitted with a pair of top-mounted grips and a bracket for fitting an belt box; the latter serves as its namesake, with the weapon feeding from the 200-round tombstone-shaped ammo cans more normally associated with M2s in AA mounts. The icing on this incredibly absurd cake is the American flag paintjob on the receiver, for that extra patriotic flavor.

Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Browning M2HB - .50 BMG
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
The modified M2 sits on a table, in eager anticipation of what's to come.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Admiring the (old) glory of the Tombstone.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
The other side, which shows off the bracket used to seat belt boxes.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Popping open the feed tray cover...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...seating the belt...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...closing the cover...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...and getting ready to make some music.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
"Oh say can you see..."

Degtyaryov DP-28

Included in the 11th alpha build of Update #52, the Degtyaryov DP-28 comes in both full-length and shortened variants, as with the earlier WW2-era LMGs.

Screenshots of the shortened variant courtesy of Reddit user Shubishu.

Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Degtyaryov DP-28 - 7.62x54mmR
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
A DP-28 on the item spawner's output table.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Unfolding the Degtyaryov's bipod.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Setting the weapon down on a table.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Loading in one of the weapon's distinctive 47-round pan magazines, which earned it its famous nickname: the "Dinner Plate 28".
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Pulling back the charging handle, in a rather awkward underhanded manner (though this isn't visible here due to the player's persistent Invisible Hand Syndrome).
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Lining up the sights...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...and obliterating the target with a protracted burst of 7.62x54mmR.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
"You see Ivan, when use Degtyaryov from standing position, the enemy will be of surrender, for fear of your strength."
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
The short-barreled DP-28.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
That's all there is to it.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Well, apart from the magazine, that is.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Cocking the now-heavier lighter light machine gun.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Aiming...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...then abandoning any pretense that this is in some way a sensible weapon, and blazing away indiscriminately at the distant city skyline.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
47 rounds later, the gun's Frisbee-shaped magazine is dry, leaving only one thing to do:

"THIS BITCH EMPTY!"
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
"YEET!"

FN M249-E2 SAW

Update #52 brought along the game's first two belt-fed weapons, the first being the FN M249 SAW, specifically the E2 variant.

Error creating thumbnail: File missing
FN M249-E2 SAW - 5.56x45mm NATO
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
At long last, they're finally here. Praise be to our lord and savior Anton; his ways are mysterious, and his gifts many.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Admiring the much-awaited M249.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Attaching a 200-round belt box.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Popping open the feed tray cover. Upon the update's release, there was a rather amusing bug wherein optics placed on the cover's top rail wouldn't move with it, leaving them floating in mid-air above the bolt; this has since been fixed..
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Pulling the belt out of the box...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...before pausing for a closer look. This reveals that the belt contains one tracer for every 4 normal FMJ rounds, a common setup among belt-fed machine guns, as it makes it far easier to tell where the gun is firing. This is also pretty much the furthest the belt can be pulled out of the box (and you can't do it unless you attach the box to the gun first), presumably to not drive the CPU mad from trying to calculate the physics on a long, loose belt of ammo.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Inspection break over, the loading process is resumed, with the belt being placed into the feed tray.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
The feed tray cover is then closed...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...and the weapon's rather arduous reloading procedure is concluded with a pull of the charging handle.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Celebrating the conclusion of this process with a burst of 5.56mm rounds.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Belatedly realizing that he forgot his hearing protection, our now rather shaken-up protagonist affixes a SilencerCo Osprey suppressor onto the M249.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Laying down some suppressed suppressive fire.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Yet another one of the weapon's many impressive details; when it is inverted, the belt visibly sags due to gravity. Or rather, it's supposed to look like it's due to gravity; this is actually coded based on the orientation of the weapon itself, because having it rely solely on physics would have disastrous effects on the user's CPU.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
After an innumerable amount of rounds, the M249's belt begins to visibly dwindle.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
It is at this point that the belt box can simply be removed.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Furthermore, if the feed tray is opened, then the belt can be removed separately, which causes it to compress itself into the small, convenient ball of ammunition seen here, which can be placed into the gun and causing it to transform into a belt again. This idiosyncrasy is once again because of CPU limitations (notice how the belt is never let loose at any point in the simulation), and these mechanics are used on all belt-feds with exposed belts in this game.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Fed up with a creepy German constantly asking him about a mission report, our protagonist loads a 100-round Surefire quad-stack magazine into the M249's emergency STANAG magazine well.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Fortunately for him, this proves to be far more useful in-game than in reality; the M249's STANAG well is notoriously unreliable, and attempts to use it frequently result in jamming.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
He then discovers that the bipod seems to be slightly broken...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...before shrugging and just deciding to roll with it. Note: this was a pre-release bug, and was fixed by the time that Update #52 was released.

Gatling Gun

An 1800s-era Gatling Gun was added to the Wurstworld scene in Update #43, though there were indications of its not-present presence when the mode was first released. Update #56 (the 2018 4th of July Update) added a handheld version (chambered in .45-70), rather affectionately nicknamed "Hand Crank Frank".

Colt Gatling Gun - .45-70 Government. Similar to the one in-game.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
"Hmm... that looks fun."
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Approaching the Gatling, using period-accurate handheld teleportation technology.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Grabbing a hold of the crank handle...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...and laying waste to the dastardly bandits terrorizing the town, along with the town itself. This in spite of the lack of any visible source of ammunition being associated with the weapon.

"Hand Crank Frank"

Error creating thumbnail: File missing
It isn't clear who actually thought this was a good idea.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
A closeup of "Frank"'s receiver, showing how the rear grip is simply bolted on.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Loading in a 60-round magazine...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...before looking at another. Unlike many of the game's other machine guns, these are loaded with nothing but tracers by default, presumably due to the literal impossibility of aiming otherwise.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Cranking out some destruction.

General Dynamics GAU-17/A

A T2-style handheld General Dynamics GAU-17/A is one of the firearms added in the 2016 Meatmas update, arguably the most fun, and indisputably the most absurd. While logically implausible, it does have one curious "realistic" touch - attempting to fire the weapon one-handed will cause it to spontaneously eject itself from the user's hand and go flying backwards under recoil; this has less to do with realism and more to do with the fact that protracted one-handed fire of a minigun would wreak havoc on the physics engine - not to mention the performance implications of firing two miniguns at once.

Error creating thumbnail: File missing
General Dynamics GAU-17/A, US Air Force version of the M134 Minigun - 7.62x51mm NATO
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Airsoft handheld M134 minigun - (fake) 7.62x51mm NATO
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
A quick trip to the Sampler Platter intro scene's Dessert Table reveals some very tasty offerings indeed.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Admiring the GAU-17, with its great-grandfather photobombing in the background.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Ammunition comes in the form of these belt boxes. These are good for a few seconds of continuous fire; unlike many fictional miniguns, which have drastically lowered fire rates, H3's GAU-17 chews through ammo at a rate of 2,700 RPM (1 round every frame, at a standardized framerate of 90 FPS), which is well within the GAU's ROF range of 2-6,000 RPM.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
For convenience's sake, the tracer-filled belt saves the user the trouble of pushing through the flexible feed chute and just feeds itself through automatically.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Spinning up the minigun. In retrospect, this might not have been the most purposeful thing to screenshot.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Descending, unrelenting, beauty of annihilation...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
A decent few seconds of sustained fire will leave the GAU-17's barrels looking like this. This is rather strange, considering how one of the main advantages of a rotary barrel system is that it's far more resistant to overheating; if a gun's barrel looks like this, then the user should be seriously worried. In-game, however, it has no effect on the gun's performance, and is purely for the sake of making the weapon more satisfying to use.

M1918A2 BAR

Update #50 added an M1918A2 Browning Automatic Rifle to H3. For the same reasons as the Bren gun's changes, the BAR included with the update also has a shortened barrel without a carrying handle or bipod. Update #52's 11th alpha build added the full-length version.

Interestingly, the shortened variant is rather reminiscent of Clyde Barrow's cut-down BAR, though that weapon was actually an original M1918, rather than an A2, and had a shortened stock as well as a truncated barrel. The version in H3 is also clearly meant to be an A2, considering the safe-slow-fast selector.

Error creating thumbnail: File missing
M1918A2 BAR - .30-06 Springfield
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
An M1918A2 BAR, fresh out of the item spawner.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Inserting a magazine. While it's not visible here, this magazine is full of red-tipped tracer rounds. What is visible here is the fact that the magazine has fingerprints on it; this is rather odd, considering the complete absence of hands in this game.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Unfolding the bipod...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...and setting it down on a table.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Pulling back the charging handle.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
The BAR's iron sights, which are conspicuously target-colored.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Firing a burst of .30-06.

Shortened

Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Clyde Barrow's cut-down M1918 BAR, for comparison - .30-06 Springfield
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Loading a magazine into the cut-down BAR.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Pulling back the charging handle.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
A good look at the right side of the BAR.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Pointing the BAR at a distant target...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...and opening fire.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Aiming the BAR, a rather futile exercise considering the lack of a front sight.

MG42

The second belt-fed weapon added to H3 in Update #52 is the famous (or infamous, depending on which end of it you're on) MG42.

Error creating thumbnail: File missing
MG42 - 7.92x57mm Mauser
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Examining the left side of the MG42...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...and the right side.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Affixing a 50-round "assault drum"; as the colloquial name implies, these were meant to be used with the weapon in an offensive role, with emplaced defensive guns instead using 250-round loose belts.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Opening up the feed tray cover.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Tugging the belt into position.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Shutting the feed tray cover.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
And, finally, pulling back the MG42's charging handle.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Taking pseudo-aim...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...before very quickly realizing why the MG42 is so often referred to as "Hitler's Buzzsaw".
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Firing the weapon again, this time at a different angle, which shows off the veritable river of spent brass and links that freely pours from the weapon while firing.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
"Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea."

RPK

The RPK is one of the numerous firearms added in the first Meatmas update. At the time, it was actually referred to as a Vepr-3V, the civilian semi-auto version of the RPK, but Update #32 changed it into a military full-auto model. It was then removed in Update #52 for rebuilding, and hasn't been heard from since.

Error creating thumbnail: File missing
RPK Light Machine Gun with 40 round magazine - 7.62x39mm
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
An RPK and an AK-101 leaning against a wall. What's that old saying? "Birds of a feather flock together?"
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Examining the right side of the uncertain RPK...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...and the left, which shows off the permanently-affixed rail adaptor.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Loading a 10-round magazine into the maybe-a-Vepr.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Reaching forward...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...and pulling down.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Setting down the rifle/machine gun for a bit.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Pulling the charging handle.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Aiming...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
...and firing a single round. Something about this just doesn't feel right.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Knocking out one 10-round magazine with another, and...
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
"No. That's not who I am. I refuse to let anybody tell me what I can or can't be. I am an RPK, and I am proud!"
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Old LMGs, drum magazines, and modern rails mix rather well, don't you think?
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Especially when those rails are put to good use, such as for the mounting of this PK-23 red dot sight.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Looking through the PK-23.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Feeling free, liberated, and sure of itself, the RPK happily blazes away in full-auto.

Click here to return to the main index page.