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Favorite Handguns (in no particular order)

Model 1911 A1 .45 Automatic:

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World War II issued Colt made 1911 A1 pistol. They don't get much cooler than this.

If you don't like this firearm, you need to quit studying, or you better have a reason other than "it's too plain." You can shave one down for concealed carry, or you can turn it into a carbine. They have models which fire everything from .22 to .50 Caliber bullets, with different internal and external parts to fit your shooting curve. Don't like the safety? Get another one. Trigger's tough? Adjust it. Jams? It shouldn't. If it does, fix your extractor/ejector, or your stance accordingly. Hammer snag? Get a bobbed one. You can do ANYTHING to one. It's been tested in combat and competition and has proven itself in both. Screw Glock and Beretta, this is the greatest handgun of ALL TIME.

I personally like the older Colt ones (for the name mostly), the Commanders, and even the Para P14-45 in Stainless. Nowadays, though, Springfields are the best for the money.

Smith & Wesson "Classic" Automatics:

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I have one in this configuration. When I saw Tom Cruise use this gun in Collateral I got all giddy. Take that, USP!

I like the the 59 series and 3rd Generations. They are not very recognized, but they will work all day, everyday, no problem. Combat accuracy, bluing for class, or stainless steel for duty. They get the job done.

Colt Python .357 Magnum:

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I'd opt for a 4 inch barrel model over a 6 inch because the 4 is more versatile, though a 6 inch is fine for targets and collecting.

Aside from it's flawless aesthetics, it's got the smoothest action of any revolver I have handled. Colt is renowned for this, and the Python itself, as well they should.

Smith & Wesson Revolvers:

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This is a Model 25 which is quite underplayed. It's a lot more practical that a Model 29, in that it's actually possible to have decent follow up shots with good stopping power. Ironic that they made a Smith chambered in a Colt cartridge, but hey, practically every other revolver cartridge is an invention of Smith & Wesson.

These gun do the duties the Python is too ritzy to do. Colt revolvers are delicate, beautiful, and elegant. Smiths are beaters that you can shoot without a hitch. The actions are tougher, but so are the guns. If they're good enough for Jerry Miculek, they're good enough for you and I. My favorite models are the 15, 19, 25, 27, 28, 29, 36, 60, 66, 581, 586, 681, 686, basically the popular ones. Can't go wrong with Smith & Wesson, baby!

Favorite Long guns (in no particular order)

AK-47 7.62x39mm:

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It's a crying shame I'll never be able to get one of the Russian hybrids like this one, or even a Milled one. Damn import laws.

As far as the AK/M16 argument goes, I am on the AK's side, hands down, or hands up rather. Accuracy does not mean a damn thing if your gun WILL NOT FIRE. No, it's not an accurate rifle, and you might not hit someone in excess of 100 yards, or be able to kill them at 300, but it's not meant for long range, it's meant for putting as many rounds down range as humanly and mechanically possible. It is a machinegun, and a killing weapon first, and a rifle and target tapper second. If I have to have one feature in a firearm, it's extreme workmanship, and not how far it can reach out and touch someone.

M16-A1 5.56x45mm:

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This is an M16A1 mocked up as a Model 733, or rahter just a Model 733 since they're all built on whatever can be found. When the zombies come, I want one of these.

Yes, it has a bad reputation, but it's got personality a plenty. Your dad carried this black menace in 'Nam. Hell, it might have been you. Though it might not work, it does a decent job when it does. Accuracy, lightweight, and lower recoil make it a decent killing gun. Granted the 5.56 round is not too hot, it's designed to apply the maximum amount of damage without a fatality. Thanks NATO. Why kill the guy when you can get him on the floor and have two medics drag him to safety, where he'll most likely bleed out? Politically correct murder, in a triangular plastic and metal mechanical mediocrity. God Bless America.

Right now I'd get a Model 733 because I like the shorter barrel's versatility. I'd have to build one myself though, because no one makes this configuration.

Remington 870 Series:

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I can't wait to buy one of these buggers.

Namely the Marine Magnum. Seven shells, tight build, lustrous finish, and you can toss it into seawater and it doesn't care. Throw a surefire on as the foregrip and we have us a premium pumper.

Benelli M4:

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If you can afford it, buy one of these things.

The sights on it are to die for, and 7+1 is fantastic. Nothing beats this semiautomatic shotgun.

Remington 700 Series

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My buddy has one of these from the '60 and he's a crack shot at 200 yards. I'd love one of these buggers for showing off how big of a douchebag sniper guy I am, heheheheh. Those people who ruin the pride of sniping aside, I like snipers, so no offense fellas.

Accurate Bolt Action Sniper Rifle with a legendary bolt and proper aesthetics. If I'm sniping, I'm probably using this.

Favorite Subguns

HK MP5 Series:

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Come on, it's the MP5. The A3 or A5 are your best bet with their retractable stocks.

Favorite Films

• American History X
• Apocalypse Now
• Beverly Hills Cop
• Beverly Hills Cop II
• The Boondock Saints
• Crash
• Dead Presidents
• The Departed
• Die Hard Series
• Dirty
• Dirty Harry
• Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
• Fight Club
• Friday
• Goodfellas
• Hard Boiled
• Heat (movie was terribly slow, only on here for the gun battles)
• Hot Fuzz
• Kelly's Heroes.
• Magnum Force
• The Matrix
• Money Talks
• "_____ of the Dead" series
• Platoon
• Predator
• Pulp Fiction (for the guns, Tarantino gets stale really fast)
• Reservoir Dogs (for the use of S&W Autos, and for Steve Buscemi as Mr. Pink)
• Scarface
• Shaun of the Dead
• South Park, Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
• Speed
• Taxi Driver
• Team America: World Police
• The Terminator
• Terminator 2: Judgment Day
• True Romance
• V for Vendetta (actually the movie sucked, read the comic)

Favorite Actors

• Steve Buscemi
• Nicholas Cage
• Keith David
• Robert DeNiro (earlier work, pretty much just him as Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver)
• Leonardo DiCaprio (only for his role as Billy Costigan in The Departed)
• Robert Downey Jr.
• Clint Eastwood
• Cuba Gooding Jr.
• Ethan Hawke
• Terrence Howard
• Samuel L. Jackson
• Eddie Murphy
• Edward Norton
• Al Pacino (earlier work)
• Charlie Sheen
• Martin Sheen
• John Travolta
• Chris Tucker
• Denzel Washington
• Hugo Weaving

My Guns

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This is my Springfield GI 1911 A1, though it's more like a Parkerized Series 70 than a GI or WWII model. I installed the wide spur hammer myself, and it functions quite smoothly.

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Just like the one in Collateral, but a little shinier. I bought it used, and cleaned it up, but the grips were dinged up when I got it. Whoever had it before me didn't take good care of it.

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Here's my baby, a Model 19-5 with the 6-inch Red-Ramp Front Sight barrel. These are near impossible to find, and this one is in fairly good condition. I popped it open and cleaned it out really good too.Best of all, it was cheaper that the .45.

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Here's the sight picture on the 19-5. So........ incredibly............. badass..............

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Here's all of 'em together. I had the Hogues on with some hex head screws and the original hammer in. Gunmaster was right about those screws, too, they are pretty stupid, which is why I took them off.