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[[Image:Hebrew hammer poster.jpg|thumb|right|301px|''The Hebrew Hammer'' (2003)]] | [[Image:Hebrew hammer poster.jpg|thumb|right|301px|''The Hebrew Hammer'' (2003)]] | ||
'''''The Hebrew Hammer''''' is a 2003 comedy and blaxploitation spoof written and directed by Jonathan Kesselman and starring [[Adam Goldberg]], [[Judy Greer]], [[Mario Van Peebles]] and [[Andy Dick]]. Goldberg stars in the film as Mordechai Jefferson Carver, the Hebrew Hammer, who must stop the evil new Santa Claus (Andy Dick) from destroying Hanukkah. The film features cameos from Melvin Van Peebles (as his character from ''Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song'') and former New York City mayor Ed Koch. | '''''The Hebrew Hammer''''' is a 2003 comedy and blaxploitation spoof written and directed by Jonathan Kesselman and starring [[Adam Goldberg]], [[Judy Greer]], [[Mario Van Peebles]] and [[Andy Dick]]. Goldberg stars in the film as Mordechai Jefferson Carver, the Hebrew Hammer, who must stop the evil new Santa Claus ([[Andy Dick]]) from destroying Hanukkah. The film features cameos from Melvin Van Peebles (as his character from ''Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song'') and former New York City mayor Ed Koch. | ||
{{Film Title|The Hebrew Hammer}} | |||
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=Handguns= | |||
== Beretta 92FS Inox == | == Beretta 92FS Inox == | ||
Mordechai Jefferson Carver, the Hebrew Hammer's ([[Adam Goldberg]]) primary side arm throughout the film is a [[Beretta_92_series_pistols#Beretta_92FS_Inox|Beretta 92FS Inox]]. It appears to be a replica, possibly a [[Beretta_92_pistol_series#Reck_Miami_92F|Reck Miami 92F]], since it never fires, and when he does fire, he switches to different guns. | Mordechai Jefferson Carver, the Hebrew Hammer's ([[Adam Goldberg]]) primary side arm throughout the film is a [[Beretta_92_series_pistols#Beretta_92FS_Inox|Beretta 92FS Inox]]. It appears to be a replica, possibly a [[Beretta_92_pistol_series#Reck_Miami_92F|Reck Miami 92F]], since it never fires, and when he does fire, he switches to different guns. | ||
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[[Image:Santa threatens hammer.JPG|thumb|500px|none|Santa threatens Hammer]] | [[Image:Santa threatens hammer.JPG|thumb|500px|none|Santa threatens Hammer]] | ||
[[Image:Tiny time with beretta.JPG|thumb|501px|none|Tiny Tim prepares to shoot Mordechai and Esther.]] | [[Image:Tiny time with beretta.JPG|thumb|501px|none|Tiny Tim prepares to shoot Mordechai and Esther.]] | ||
== Browning BDA == | |||
Jamal ([[Tony Cox]]) pulls a [[Browning BDA]] out of his coat when describing his hatred toward Santa. | |||
[[Image:Browning-BDA-9mm.jpg|thumb|none|400px|Browning BDA - 9x19mm]] | |||
[[Image:Jamal gun.JPG|thumb|none|600px]] | |||
[[Image:Jamal gun2.JPG|thumb|none|600px]] | |||
== Smith & Wesson 5946 == | == Smith & Wesson 5946 == | ||
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[[Image:Esther revolver2.JPG|thumb|600px|none|]] | [[Image:Esther revolver2.JPG|thumb|600px|none|]] | ||
=Shotguns= | |||
== Benelli M3 == | == Benelli M3 == | ||
After walking into a Skinhead bar, Mordechai pulls a pair of [[Benelli_M_Series_Super_90_Shotguns#Benelli_M3|Benelli M3]] shotguns out of his coat. They also show up when Mordechai goes to the Kwanzaa Liberation Front headquarters to meet Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim. Since they're never fired, these may be Airsoft or replicas. | After walking into a Skinhead bar, Mordechai pulls a pair of [[Benelli_M_Series_Super_90_Shotguns#Benelli_M3|Benelli M3]] shotguns out of his coat. They also show up when Mordechai goes to the Kwanzaa Liberation Front headquarters to meet Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim. Since they're never fired, these may be Airsoft or replicas. | ||
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[[Image:HH_shotguns_03.jpg|thumb|none|600px|One of the shotguns now held to Mordechai's head at the KLF headquarters.]] | [[Image:HH_shotguns_03.jpg|thumb|none|600px|One of the shotguns now held to Mordechai's head at the KLF headquarters.]] | ||
=Submachine Guns= | |||
== MAC-10 == | == MAC-10 == | ||
A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front can be seen holding a pair of suppressed [[MAC-10]] submachine guns. | A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front can be seen holding a pair of suppressed [[MAC-10]] submachine guns. | ||
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[[Image:Mac 10.JPG|none|thumb|600px]] | [[Image:Mac 10.JPG|none|thumb|600px]] | ||
=Rifles= | |||
==AK-74== | ==AK-74== | ||
One member of the KLF can be seen sitting on the couch holding an [[AK-74]] at the groups Headquarters. Santa's elves also try to break some out when they defend themselves at the Jewish Atomic Clock. | One member of the KLF can be seen sitting on the couch holding an [[AK-74]] at the groups Headquarters. Santa's elves also try to break some out when they defend themselves at the Jewish Atomic Clock. | ||
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[[Image:HH_AK74_01.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The elves go for AK-74s.]] | [[Image:HH_AK74_01.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The elves go for AK-74s.]] | ||
Revision as of 23:32, 25 December 2014
The Hebrew Hammer is a 2003 comedy and blaxploitation spoof written and directed by Jonathan Kesselman and starring Adam Goldberg, Judy Greer, Mario Van Peebles and Andy Dick. Goldberg stars in the film as Mordechai Jefferson Carver, the Hebrew Hammer, who must stop the evil new Santa Claus (Andy Dick) from destroying Hanukkah. The film features cameos from Melvin Van Peebles (as his character from Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song) and former New York City mayor Ed Koch.
The following weapons were used in the film The Hebrew Hammer:
Handguns
Beretta 92FS Inox
Mordechai Jefferson Carver, the Hebrew Hammer's (Adam Goldberg) primary side arm throughout the film is a Beretta 92FS Inox. It appears to be a replica, possibly a Reck Miami 92F, since it never fires, and when he does fire, he switches to different guns.
Desert Eagle Mark I
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim (Mario Van Peebles) as well as other members of the Kwanza Liberation Front carry the Desert Eagle Mark I.
Beretta 92FS
Damian Clause (Andy Dick) and Tiny Tim (Sean Whalen) carry Beretta 92FS pistols, Damian's with a custom candy cane striped barrel.
Browning BDA
Jamal (Tony Cox) pulls a Browning BDA out of his coat when describing his hatred toward Santa.
Smith & Wesson 5946
When Mordechai does have a scene that involves shooting, he switches to a pair of Smith & Wesson 5946 pistols during the shootout with the elves in Israel before the coming of the Sabbath forces him to stop.
Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal (Judy Greer) uses a Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose throughout the film. A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front draws the same gun on Mordechai when he visits the KLF Headquarters.
Shotguns
Benelli M3
After walking into a Skinhead bar, Mordechai pulls a pair of Benelli M3 shotguns out of his coat. They also show up when Mordechai goes to the Kwanzaa Liberation Front headquarters to meet Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim. Since they're never fired, these may be Airsoft or replicas.
Submachine Guns
MAC-10
A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front can be seen holding a pair of suppressed MAC-10 submachine guns.
Rifles
AK-74
One member of the KLF can be seen sitting on the couch holding an AK-74 at the groups Headquarters. Santa's elves also try to break some out when they defend themselves at the Jewish Atomic Clock.
