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[[Image:Hebrew hammer poster.jpg|thumb|right|301px|''The Hebrew Hammer'' (2003)]] | |||
'''''The Hebrew Hammer''''' is a 2003 comedy and blaxploitation spoof written and directed by Jonathan Kesselman starring [[Adam Goldberg]], [[Judy Greer]], [[Mario Van Peebles]] and [[Andy Dick]]. Goldberg plays Mordechai Jefferson Carver, the Hebrew Hammer, who must stop the evil new Santa Claus (Andy Dick) from destroying Hanukkah. The film features cameos from Melvin Van Peebles and former New York City mayor Ed Koch. | |||
'''The following guns were used in the movie ''The Hebrew Hammer''.''' | '''The following guns were used in the movie ''The Hebrew Hammer''.''' | ||
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== Beretta Inox == | == Beretta 92FS Inox == | ||
Mordechai Jefferson Carver, the Hebrew Hammer's ([[Adam Goldberg]]) primary side arm throughout the film is a [[ | Mordechai Jefferson Carver, the Hebrew Hammer's ([[Adam Goldberg]]) primary side arm throughout the film is a [[Beretta_92_series_pistols#Beretta_92FS_Inox|Beretta 92FS Inox]]. It appears to be a replica, possibly a [[Beretta_92_pistol_series#Reck_Miami_92F|Reck Miami 92F]], since it never fires, and when he does fire, he switches to different guns. | ||
[[Image:Beretta-Inox.jpg|thumb|none|400px|Beretta 92FS Inox 9mm]] | [[Image:Beretta-Inox.jpg|thumb|none|400px|Beretta 92FS Inox 9mm]] | ||
[[Image:Hammer threatens santa.JPG|thumb|none|600px| | [[Image:Hammer threatens santa.JPG|thumb|none|600px|Mordechai threatens Santa with his Beretta]] | ||
[[Image:Hammer's Beretta.JPG|thumb|600px|none|Another view of | [[Image:Hammer's Beretta.JPG|thumb|600px|none|Another view of Mordechai's Beretta]] | ||
[[Image:HH_Inox_01.jpg|thumb|600px|none|Note the writing on the slide.]] | [[Image:HH_Inox_01.jpg|thumb|600px|none|Note the writing on the slide.]] | ||
== Desert Eagle == | == Desert Eagle Mark I== | ||
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim ([[Mario Van Peebles]]) as well as other members of the Kwanza Liberation Front carry the [[Desert Eagle]]. | Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim ([[Mario Van Peebles]]) as well as other members of the Kwanza Liberation Front carry the [[Desert_Eagle#Desert_Eagle_Mark_I|Desert Eagle Mark I]]. | ||
[[Image: | [[Image:MKIRight.jpg|thumb|400px|none|Magnum Research Desert Eagle MK I - .357 Magnum.]] | ||
[[Image:Mohomad desert eagle.JPG|600px|none|thumb|Mohammed at the North Pole]] | [[Image:Mohomad desert eagle.JPG|600px|none|thumb|Mohammed at the North Pole]] | ||
[[Image:Desert eagle 2.JPG|thumb|none|600px|Side view of Mohammed's Desert Eagle]] | [[Image:Desert eagle 2.JPG|thumb|none|600px|Side view of Mohammed's Desert Eagle. It appears to have the old style safety lever.]] | ||
== Beretta 92FS == | == Beretta 92FS == | ||
Damian Clause ([[Andy Dick]]) and Tiny Tim ([[Sean Whalen]]) carry [[ | Damian Clause ([[Andy Dick]]) and Tiny Tim ([[Sean Whalen]]) carry [[Beretta_92_series_pistols#Beretta_92F.2FFS|Beretta 92FS pistols]], Damian's with a custom candy cane striped barrel. | ||
[[Image:BerettaM92FS.jpg|thumb|400px|none|Beretta 92FS - | [[Image:BerettaM92FS.jpg|thumb|400px|none|Beretta 92FS - 9x19mm]] | ||
[[Image:Candy cane barrel.JPG|thumb|none|600px|Santa with his Beretta]] | [[Image:Candy cane barrel.JPG|thumb|none|600px|Santa with his Beretta]] | ||
[[Image:Santa threatens hammer.JPG|thumb|600px|none|Santa threatens Hammer]] | [[Image:Santa threatens hammer.JPG|thumb|600px|none|Santa threatens Hammer]] | ||
[[Image:Tiny time with beretta.JPG|thumb|600px|none|Tinny Tim prepares to shoot | [[Image:Tiny time with beretta.JPG|thumb|600px|none|Tinny Tim prepares to shoot Mordechai and Esther.]] | ||
== Smith & Wesson | == Smith & Wesson 5906 == | ||
When Mordechai does have a scene that involves shooting, he switches to a pair of [[Smith & Wesson 5906]] pistols during the shootout with the elves in Israel before the coming of the Sabbath forces him to stop. | |||
[[Image:S&W5906LateModel.jpg|thumb|none|400px| Smith & Wesson 5906 - | [[Image:S&W5906LateModel.jpg|thumb|none|400px|Smith & Wesson 5906 - 9x19mm.]] | ||
[[Image:Hammer dual wields.JPG|thumb|none|600px| | [[Image:Hammer dual wields.JPG|thumb|none|600px|Mordechai uses two Smith & Wesson pistols simultaneously]] | ||
[[Image:Closeup.JPG|thumb|none|600px|Close up of | [[Image:Closeup.JPG|thumb|none|600px|Close up of Mordechai's pistols]] | ||
==Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub | ==Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose== | ||
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal ([[Judy Greer]]) uses a [[Smith_%26_Wesson_Model_19#Smith_.26_Wesson_Model_19_Snub_Nose|Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose]] throughout the film. A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front draws the same gun on Mordechai when he visits the KLF Headquarters. | Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal ([[Judy Greer]]) uses a [[Smith_%26_Wesson_Model_19#Smith_.26_Wesson_Model_19_Snub_Nose|Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose]] throughout the film. A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front draws the same gun on Mordechai when he visits the KLF Headquarters. | ||
[[Image:Smith%26Wesson.jpg|thumb|none|400px|Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose (left side) - .357 Magnum.]] | [[Image:Smith%26Wesson.jpg|thumb|none|400px|Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose (left side) - .357 Magnum.]] | ||
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== MAC-10 == | == MAC-10 == | ||
A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front can be seen holding a pair of | A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front can be seen holding a pair of suppressed [[MAC-10]] submachine guns. | ||
[[Image:IngramMAC10.jpg|thumb|400px|none|Ingram MAC 10 open bolt | [[Image:IngramMAC10.jpg|thumb|400px|none|Ingram MAC-10 open bolt submachine gun - .45 ACP]] | ||
[[Image:KLF.JPG|thumb|none|600px|The Kwanza Liberation Front at the Jewish Atomic Clock]] | [[Image:KLF.JPG|thumb|none|600px|The Kwanza Liberation Front at the Jewish Atomic Clock]] | ||
[[Image:Mac 10.JPG|none|thumb|600px]] | [[Image:Mac 10.JPG|none|thumb|600px]] | ||
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== Browning BDA == | == Browning BDA == | ||
Jamal ([[Tony Cox]]) pulls a [[Browning BDA]] out of his coat when describing his hatred toward Santa. | Jamal ([[Tony Cox]]) pulls a [[Browning BDA]] out of his coat when describing his hatred toward Santa. | ||
[[Image:Browning-BDA-9mm.jpg|thumb|none|400px|Browning BDA 9x19mm]] | [[Image:Browning-BDA-9mm.jpg|thumb|none|400px|Browning BDA - 9x19mm]] | ||
[[Image:Jamal gun.JPG|thumb|none|600px]] | [[Image:Jamal gun.JPG|thumb|none|600px]] | ||
[[Image:Jamal gun2.JPG|thumb|none|600px]] | [[Image:Jamal gun2.JPG|thumb|none|600px]] | ||
Revision as of 22:28, 20 December 2011
The Hebrew Hammer is a 2003 comedy and blaxploitation spoof written and directed by Jonathan Kesselman starring Adam Goldberg, Judy Greer, Mario Van Peebles and Andy Dick. Goldberg plays Mordechai Jefferson Carver, the Hebrew Hammer, who must stop the evil new Santa Claus (Andy Dick) from destroying Hanukkah. The film features cameos from Melvin Van Peebles and former New York City mayor Ed Koch.
The following guns were used in the movie The Hebrew Hammer.
Beretta 92FS Inox
Mordechai Jefferson Carver, the Hebrew Hammer's (Adam Goldberg) primary side arm throughout the film is a Beretta 92FS Inox. It appears to be a replica, possibly a Reck Miami 92F, since it never fires, and when he does fire, he switches to different guns.
Desert Eagle Mark I
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim (Mario Van Peebles) as well as other members of the Kwanza Liberation Front carry the Desert Eagle Mark I.
Beretta 92FS
Damian Clause (Andy Dick) and Tiny Tim (Sean Whalen) carry Beretta 92FS pistols, Damian's with a custom candy cane striped barrel.
Smith & Wesson 5906
When Mordechai does have a scene that involves shooting, he switches to a pair of Smith & Wesson 5906 pistols during the shootout with the elves in Israel before the coming of the Sabbath forces him to stop.
Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal (Judy Greer) uses a Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose throughout the film. A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front draws the same gun on Mordechai when he visits the KLF Headquarters.
Benelli M3
After walking into a Skinhead bar, Mordechai pulls a pair of Benelli M3 shotguns out of his coat. They also show up when Mordechai goes to the Kwanzaa Liberation Front headquarters to meet Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim. Since they're never fired, these may be Airsoft or replicas.
MAC-10
A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front can be seen holding a pair of suppressed MAC-10 submachine guns.
AK-74
One member of the KLF can be seen sitting on the couch holding an AK-74 at the groups Headquarters. Santa's elves also try to break some out when they defend themselves at the Jewish Atomic Clock.
Browning BDA
Jamal (Tony Cox) pulls a Browning BDA out of his coat when describing his hatred toward Santa.
