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== Favorite Firearms == | == Favorite Firearms == | ||
===Pistols=== | |||
[[Image:COLTM1911 1913.jpg|400px|thumb|none|Colt [[M1911]] - Best handgun ever made, PERIOD. Give me this weapon over any other handgun for personal defense or a combat situation. the M1911 is the PURE epitimy of sexiness in a handgun. It's like if a really hot woman were turned into a gun, then we would get the M1911... Maybe Jesus was reincarnated in John Browning...]] | [[Image:COLTM1911 1913.jpg|400px|thumb|none|Colt [[M1911]] - Best handgun ever made, PERIOD. Give me this weapon over any other handgun for personal defense or a combat situation. the M1911 is the PURE epitimy of sexiness in a handgun. It's like if a really hot woman were turned into a gun, then we would get the M1911... Maybe Jesus was reincarnated in John Browning...]] | ||
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[[Image:Colt Model 1903.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Colt Model 1903]] - I absolutely love the look of this early Colt. And to think that it's overall look would be the look that the Colt M1911 would have later on! I love this firearm.]] | [[Image:Colt Model 1903.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Colt Model 1903]] - I absolutely love the look of this early Colt. And to think that it's overall look would be the look that the Colt M1911 would have later on! I love this firearm.]] | ||
[[Image:SiGP220RNewModel.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[SIG-Sauer P220R]] - Perhaps the only other .45 handgun that I can honestly say, I enjoy the look and feel of. If I did not have an M1911 in a combat scenario where I need some serious knockdown power, then I would reach for the SIG P220R.]] | [[Image:SiGP220RNewModel.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[SIG-Sauer P220R]] - Perhaps the only other .45 handgun that I can honestly say, I enjoy the look and feel of. If I did not have an M1911 in a combat scenario where I need some serious knockdown power, then I would reach for the SIG P220R.]] | ||
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[[Image:WaltheP1.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Walther P38]] - Yet another finely manufactured pistol by the Germans!]] | [[Image:WaltheP1.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Walther P38]] - Yet another finely manufactured pistol by the Germans!]] | ||
[[Image:Jericho941FullSize.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Jericho 941]] - Gotta respect Israel's fine weapons manufacturing! And besides, this is more better to have at your side than an overpriced, unwieldy, heavy Desert Eagle.]] | [[Image:Jericho941FullSize.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Jericho 941]] - Gotta respect Israel's fine weapons manufacturing! And besides, this is more better to have at your side than an overpriced, unwieldy, heavy Desert Eagle.]] | ||
[[Image:Cz75.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[CZ-75]] - Another finely manufactured pistol!]] | [[Image:Cz75.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[CZ-75]] - Another finely manufactured pistol!]] | ||
[[Image:RugerMkIIIBlued.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Ruger Mk III]] - If I needed a naturally silenced, low caliber weapon that still packs a nasty punch when entering the brain of a zombie during an apocalypse of the Living Dead, then I would choose this weapon. I also like this pistol because it's look strongly resembles the German Luger P08, and that's cool.]] | |||
[[Image:BerettaAuto9.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Beretta 93R "Auto 9"]] - If there was one weapon from any movie that I would love to own, it would have to be the Auto 9. Even though I am not a fan of Beretta pistols in general, I gotta admit, if it wasn't for the Robocop movies, then this highly customized pistol would have faded into obscurity. This is truly a badass pistol.]] | |||
===Revolvers=== | |||
[[Image:ColtSAA475barrel.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Colt Single Action Army]] - This gun only deserves one phrase: "Be not afraid of any man no matter what his size; when danger threatens, call on me, and I will equalize."]] | |||
[[Image:S&WSchofieldright.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Smith & Wesson Schofield]] - This was another one of the greatest pistols in the West, too bad it was mostly overshadowed by Colt.]] | |||
[[Image:Smith&WessonModel29.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Smith & Wesson Model 29]] - "Do I feel lucky? Well do ya... Punk?"]] | |||
[[Image:ColtAnaconda.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Colt Anaconda]] - I just love the feel of this revolver. Plus, it's made by Colt, which is another reason why it's one of my personal favorites.]] | [[Image:ColtAnaconda.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Colt Anaconda]] - I just love the feel of this revolver. Plus, it's made by Colt, which is another reason why it's one of my personal favorites.]] | ||
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[[Image:Smith&Wesson500-4inch.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Smith & Wesson Model 500]] - Yeah, yeah, I know, this gun is an overpowered beast. But when you are under attack from a savage wild animal when you are out hunting, wouldn't you reach for this revolver? Plus, if vampires or werewolves ever become a reality, then this gun would be the equivalent to Hellboy's Samaritan revolver! Along with the Desert Eagle!]] | [[Image:Smith&Wesson500-4inch.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Smith & Wesson Model 500]] - Yeah, yeah, I know, this gun is an overpowered beast. But when you are under attack from a savage wild animal when you are out hunting, wouldn't you reach for this revolver? Plus, if vampires or werewolves ever become a reality, then this gun would be the equivalent to Hellboy's Samaritan revolver! Along with the Desert Eagle!]] | ||
===Machine Pistols=== | |||
[[Image:AP9-Pistol.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Kimel AP-9]] - While some might argue that the plastic magazine and pistol grip frame is prone to breaking when the gun is fired, this gun actually nailed down what the TEC-9 failed in. And besides, it's better looking than the TEC-9, and it apparently has a finer finish and fit than the TEC-9. So that makes it pretty awesome.]] | [[Image:AP9-Pistol.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Kimel AP-9]] - While some might argue that the plastic magazine and pistol grip frame is prone to breaking when the gun is fired, this gun actually nailed down what the TEC-9 failed in. And besides, it's better looking than the TEC-9, and it apparently has a finer finish and fit than the TEC-9. So that makes it pretty awesome.]] | ||
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[[Image:SteyrTMP.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Steyr TMP]] - Another badass submachine gun that, just like the Uzi, has gathered an eternal badass look in cinema as being either the bad guy weapon, or the weapon of the good guys. Even though you might not be able to take out your opponents with the 9mm, you can still delay their advance with a barrage of cover-fire.]] | [[Image:SteyrTMP.jpg|400px|thumb|none|[[Steyr TMP]] - Another badass submachine gun that, just like the Uzi, has gathered an eternal badass look in cinema as being either the bad guy weapon, or the weapon of the good guys. Even though you might not be able to take out your opponents with the 9mm, you can still delay their advance with a barrage of cover-fire.]] | ||
===Rifles=== | |||
[[Image:Flintlockrifle2.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Kentucky Flintlock Rifle]] - Ok, ok, I can already hear you saying 'Josh! This rifle is SO outdated and no one uses it anymore!' Well guess what knuckleheads? If it wasn't for the Kentucky Flintlock then there would be no United States of America, now would there? That is why I love this rifle. She is a proud veteran of the American Revolution!]] | [[Image:Flintlockrifle2.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Kentucky Flintlock Rifle]] - Ok, ok, I can already hear you saying 'Josh! This rifle is SO outdated and no one uses it anymore!' Well guess what knuckleheads? If it wasn't for the Kentucky Flintlock then there would be no United States of America, now would there? That is why I love this rifle. She is a proud veteran of the American Revolution!]] | ||
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[[Image:Rifle Springfield M1903A4 with M84 sight.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[M1903 Springfield]] - Hell yeah, I love the look of the Springfield rifles. Sure, the bolt action can be a little bit clumsy if you are fighting in trenches, but if you are fighting underneath sufficient cover, you can still squeeze off your 5 rounds and put them on the targets.]] | [[Image:Rifle Springfield M1903A4 with M84 sight.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[M1903 Springfield]] - Hell yeah, I love the look of the Springfield rifles. Sure, the bolt action can be a little bit clumsy if you are fighting in trenches, but if you are fighting underneath sufficient cover, you can still squeeze off your 5 rounds and put them on the targets.]] | ||
===Assault Rifles=== | |||
[[Image:TypeIII AK47.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[AK-47]] - If you need a medium-range assault rifle that wont foul up easily in rough combat conditions, then this is the gun for you!]] | [[Image:TypeIII AK47.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[AK-47]] - If you need a medium-range assault rifle that wont foul up easily in rough combat conditions, then this is the gun for you!]] | ||
[[Image:M16A4withANPEQ&ACOG.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[M16A4]] - Perhaps the best M16 rifle to come out of the family of those types of rifles. It has an overall nice look, and it feels great when handled.]] | [[Image:M16A4withANPEQ&ACOG.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[M16A4]] - Perhaps the best M16 rifle to come out of the family of those types of rifles. It has an overall nice look, and it feels great when handled. So yes, I will definitely reach for this rifle if I was charging out into battle and needed a good gun.]] | ||
[[Image: | [[Image:FN SCAR-L (Standard).jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[FN SCAR]] - A pretty good rifle that will probably be seeing frontline service in the United States Army very soon.]] | ||
[[Image:Heckler and Koch 416.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Heckler & Koch 416]] - The fact that you can shoot this gun when it's waterlogged, muddy, dirty, or full of sand, makes it awesome.]] | |||
[[Image:Hkg36c.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Heckler & Koch G36C]] - I don't know about you guys, but doesn't this assault rifle kinda have that 'space age' look to you? Honestly, that is what I got when I first looked at this rifle from a glance. Well, gotta give Heckler & Koch props for making one of their assault rifles for having that 'space-age' look!]] | |||
[[Image: | [[Image:Magpul masada.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Magpul Masada]] - Damn! Another assault rifle that you can shoot when it is waterlogged?!]] | ||
[[Image:FN F2000 tactical.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[FN F2000]] - I absolutely love this bullpup rifle out all the other ones that are my current favorites. I just like the overall look and feel of the F2000.]] | [[Image:FN F2000 tactical.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[FN F2000]] - I absolutely love this bullpup rifle out all the other ones that are my current favorites. I just like the overall look and feel of the F2000.]] | ||
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[[Image:Famas.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[FAMAS]] - I like this rifle, it has such a good look to it and I also enjoy the feel and easy use of some bullpup rifles.]] | [[Image:Famas.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[FAMAS]] - I like this rifle, it has such a good look to it and I also enjoy the feel and easy use of some bullpup rifles.]] | ||
[[Image:UMP 45.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[H&K UMP]] - | ===Submachine Guns=== | ||
[[Image:UMP 45.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[H&K UMP]] - Another pretty good German-made submachine gun that is gathering it's own 'badass' title in movies as of lately.]] | |||
[[Image: | [[Image:M1921AC.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Thompson Submachine Gun]] - Perhaps the most famous American-made submachine gun that became famous in both real life as well as in the movies... the good old Thompson! Seriously, give me this gun over any other submachine gun any day of the week!]] | ||
[[Image: | [[Image:FNP90.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[FN P90]] - It may look like a toy, but this gun still packs a nasty punch when the going gets tough. There was a claim some time ago saying that the 5.7x28mm SS190 FN rounds could penetrate 40 layers of Kevlar from 200 yards away, but I don't know how much of that is true. But nevertheless, the FN P90 is being used by both SWAT and other law enforcement agencies in the United States. Along with the Navy SEALS and the U.S. Secret Service.]] | ||
===Shotguns=== | |||
[[Image:50577.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Mossberg 500]] - A great shotgun for those who want to get into shooting, and are looking for a good shotgun. I personally prefer the extended magazine tube version since I like to pack more rounds.]] | [[Image:50577.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Mossberg 500]] - A great shotgun for those who want to get into shooting, and are looking for a good shotgun. I personally prefer the extended magazine tube version since I like to pack more rounds.]] | ||
[[Image:Mossberg 590 Special.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Mossberg 590]] - A good shotgun in the Model 500 series of the Mossberg shotguns.]] | [[Image:Mossberg 590 Special.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Mossberg 590]] - A good shotgun in the Model 500 series of the Mossberg shotguns.]] | ||
[[Image:1887Shotgun PaulNewman.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Winchester Model 1887]] - I don't know why, but I like the look of a shotgun that has that old Western-style lever action mechanism that you would see in the rifles of that era.]] | [[Image:1887Shotgun PaulNewman.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Winchester Model 1887]] - I don't know why, but I like the look of a shotgun that has that old Western-style lever action mechanism that you would see in the rifles of that era. My reasons for liking this shotgun is because I saw it in action in Terminator 2: Judgment Day, and it is also a film used weapon that I would LOVE to own.]] | ||
[[Image:WinchesterModel1300Defender.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Winchester Model 1300 Defender]] - I like the feel of this shotgun, especially the 'Defender' version with it's extended magazine tube... more rounds eh?]] | [[Image:WinchesterModel1300Defender.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Winchester Model 1300 Defender]] - I like the feel of this shotgun, especially the 'Defender' version with it's extended magazine tube... more rounds eh?]] | ||
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[[Image:M4Super90.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Benelli M4 Super 90]] - Ah yes... another favorite semi-auto shotgun of mine...]] | [[Image:M4Super90.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Benelli M4 Super 90]] - Ah yes... another favorite semi-auto shotgun of mine...]] | ||
[[Image:Browning 0-U.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[ | [[Image:Browning 0-U.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[12 Gauge Double Barreled Shotgun]] - I just love the feel of another one of Browning's magnum opuses, a double barreled shotgun where the barrels are not side-by-side, but rather, one on top of the other! Plus, the over-and-under design makes it a hell of alot easier to aim down the sights to hit your target.]] | ||
[[Image:AA12FullAutoShotGun.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[AA-12]] - Talk about a shotgun designed for military use from the ground up! I would choose this is I needed to lay down some serious firepower for my buddies in a combat scenario. And talk about manufacturing and low-maintenance weapon as well!]] | [[Image:AA12FullAutoShotGun.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[AA-12]] - Talk about a shotgun designed for military use from the ground up! I would choose this is I needed to lay down some serious firepower for my buddies in a combat scenario. And talk about manufacturing and low-maintenance weapon as well!]] | ||
===Heavy Machineguns=== | |||
[[Image:BrowningM2.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Browning M2]] - Ah... John Browning's magnum opus... You want to rip your enemy into tiny little bite sized pieces? Then this is the gun for you my friend...]] | [[Image:BrowningM2.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[Browning M2]] - Ah... John Browning's magnum opus... You want to rip your enemy into tiny little bite sized pieces? Then this is the gun for you my friend...]] | ||
[[Image:MG42.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[MG42]] - Oh yes... another great and finely manufactured machine gun. While it is not American-made, it still packs a nasty wallop and will definitely send the bad guys coming onto your position crying for mommy!]] | [[Image:MG42.jpg|500px|thumb|none|[[MG42]] - Oh yes... another great and finely manufactured machine gun. While it is not American-made, it still packs a nasty wallop and will definitely send the bad guys coming onto your position turning the heel and crying for mommy!]] | ||
===Miscellaneous Weaponry=== | |||
[[Image:CornerShot.gif|500px|thumb|none|[[CornerShot]] - Ok, ok, I know this is not a real firearm, but it still looks very cool and awesome to use, no?]] | |||
Revision as of 05:04, 21 September 2011
ThatoneguyJosh
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
- Name: Josh
- Age: 22
- State: California... yeah, yeah, I know. The most pro-liberal state in the Union that is filled with crazy wildfires, shitty weather, filled with ALOT of extremist anti-gun people and politicians, RESTRICTIVE gun laws, and will supposedly fall into the ocean and join Hawaii in 2012... satisfied much?
- Country: United States of America
- What is your occupation: Airsofter
- What are your political views: Conservative-minded Independent with some Libertarian tendencies (I am very heavily supportive on pro-gun ownership rights and pretty much all the other rights that is granted to us, the common folks of the United States, by the Bill of Rights)
- Are you an asshole: Nah. I'm generally a very chill guy. But if someone starts picking fights with me for no reason or no validation, then, and only then, will I act like an asshole.
- What is your stance on guns: As Charlton Heston and the NRA says: "FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!"
- What do you look like: Seriously? Like you just cannot type up my name into Facebook, YouTube, or MySpace and see what I look like on there? How lazy are you?
- What are your favorite films: Wow... that is a really tough question to ask me. Hell, this is a tough question to ask of anyone. But if I really had to pick, then I would say that my interests generally gear towards the intellectual, action-packed, apocalypse and post-apocalypse themed, historical and non-historical themed, bloody, sci-fi, monster mashing, cult hits, good story deliveries, and the odd and rare ones. And I like a few comedy flicks here and there, but NOT the ones that push the R rating as far as it can possibly go to the point where it is no longer funny.
- What are your favorite TV shows: I don't watch TV anymore
- What is your favorite anime: You know, as good as Japanese animation is, Western animation definitely gives it a run for it's money. Too bad Western animation is instantly disqualified on this site because if there are any guns in them, they don't even look remotely "real"... Personally, I think someone needs to let Western animators know that if they want guns in their works, then they need to get up off their asses, get out of the studio, go to a gun range, study and learn about how firearms work and how they are designed and how they look... too bad those animation studio executives and employees don't return my calls. Anyway, I do have a few favorite anime here and there, but if I had to pick, my top favorites are Black Lagoon and High School of the Dead.
- What are your favorite videogames: Hmm... well, to start this off. I should say that I used to like videogames that portrayed firearms in the most "unrealistic" way possible, but I am moving up from being constantly attracted to that style of games, to the games that actually depict firearms in a more "realistic" way, such as Medal of Honor (2010) and Homefront.
- Who are your favorite actors/actresses: Again, another really tough question to ask from me. But to simplify this answer, I generally like actors who are not the typical anti-gun extremist liberals like so many other actors in Hollywood are. But that they are cool and relaxed about the usage and ownership of firearms, and don't give a crap about what people think about their beliefs.
- Do you own any guns: Currently, no. I only own airsoft guns at the moment. Now before you bitch at me to 'stop being a little kid and go buy a real gun', I want to inform you that airsoft has become the main training tools for law enforcement AND the military. And it has also been a godsend for film armorers and filmmakers when a scene calls for non-firing weapons in it. So it's NOT a kid's toy. Hell, it never was to begin with, since you have to be 18 or older to purchase airsoft weapons. So think this over before you go out of your way to insult airsofters like myself. But soon I'll purchase a gun. Probably a cheap one to begin with, like a long gun from WWII since they are so common and are usually the cheapest at sporting goods stores and gun stores, and generally, you can buy them without having to wait since they are more than 50 years old. After that, I'll probably buy a pistol. But only time will tell.
Pages that I have worked on/edited
Since this page became more than 30 kilobytes long, I decided to cut it down a bit and leave out a few things. But to answer this question, I have worked on too many pages to constantly keep track of them. And in respect to the hard work of those who went out of their way to make the best pages on this site, I will NOT tamper with their work, PERIOD. I only work on lame, weak or abandoned pages. NOT the good, awesome and perfect ones.
Favorite Firearms
Pistols
Revolvers
Machine Pistols
Rifles
Assault Rifles
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Submachine Guns
Shotguns
Heavy Machineguns
Miscellaneous Weaponry
My airsoft guns
NOTE: Feel free to use my airsoft images to put onto the discussion pages of the firearms that they represent, under the 'additional variants' sections. But please notify me first before doing so. Thanks!
My airsoft guns are modeled after the following real-world firearms:
Colt M1911A1
Detonics CombatMaster M1911
Mauser C96/CM 712
AMT Hardballer Longslide 9mm Hybrid
Walther PPK/S
Smith & Wesson MP .40S&W
Mossberg 500/590
